Cardinal Ratzinger was just announced to be the new Pope. As some of
you may know, in his early years Ratzinger was a member of
Hitlerjugend, a Nazi organization that prepared young Aryan men to
become stormtroopers. Ratzinger is also a conservative, fundamentalist
Put one and two together, and suddenly the prospect of
religion wars and new Holy Crusades doesn't seem all too outlandish...
Okay, I'll let you get back to your "Duck and Cover" drill, God knows
we will be needing it very soon...