Patrick Swayze is dead

spokomptonjdub · Post by **spokomptonjdub** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:37 am

See you at the crossroads (so you won't be lonely).

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:04 pm

Post by **Manoil** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:54 pm

I'm the rip-snortinest cowboy that ever rode, North, South, East or West of the Rio Grande.

I'm Pecos Bill.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:07 pm

I'm waiting for airsoft p. guy to confirm this report.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:19 pm

Ohs noes?

Fuck it. Dont care. More food for the rest of us.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:20 pm

I will watch one of the manliest movies ever, Roadhouse, in his honor.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:25 pm

Better than Dirty Dancing.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:32 pm

Fuck Roadhouse, watch Red Dawn.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:16 pm

Cimmerian Nights wrote:Fuck Roadhouse, watch Red Dawn.

Best Swayze movie ever.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:45 pm

I heard that if a copy of Roadhouse touches a copy of Dirty Dancing, both movies instantly explode. But if you slide a Red Dawn DVD in between them all three combine to form a Japanese fighting robot.

Post by **Manoil** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:04 pm

Retlaw83 wrote:I heard that if a copy of Roadhouse touches a copy of Dirty Dancing, both movies instantly explode. But if you slide a Red Dawn DVD in between them all three combine to form a Japanese fighting robot.

Add Tall Tale and the robot grows a handlebar mustache and dons leather chaps.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:04 pm

What about Point Break? Vintage Gary Busey.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:06 pm

Point Break is fucking boss. Red Dawn is alright but point break is literally a shitload better.

Jim the Dinosaur · Post by **Jim the Dinosaur** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:36 am

tru dat

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:36 am

yeah, Point Break is badass. Damn, rest in pieces mighty warrior. I guess cancer was Swayze's killer wave

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:30 am

What's already dead cannot die.

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:34 am

Like your brain cells.

Or the hope that you will amount to something in your pathetic existence.

Or the possibility that you will develop beyond the gimp-ass, fetal flipperbaby that the meth warped you into.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:40 am

you cheated.

Post by **Manoil** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:02 am

By selling the pipe to your mom's biker boyfriend while you were still in the womb? Then yes, I did. As a matter of fact, it's all documented; go watch "The Sons of Anarchy", and you'll figure it out.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:07 am

Manoil wrote: "The Sons of Anarchy"

Yet to see, cheater.