The Army Diary

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:57 am

Date: July 5th 2007

Progress: 0 % (362/362 days left)

Rank: Civilian

Situated at: Home

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Okay, so I had this idea, that maybe I could entertain my fellow DAC-members
and let them know about my progress in the good ol' ranks of the Finnish
military

I'm supposed to begin my service next Monday and I've been
planning to spend a whole year there, so I'd probably get plenty of material
for this "documentary".

So, just thought if you guys would be interested. I'm supposed to get off
almost every weekend, so I'd have time to make these so called diary entries
and let you know about what's going on on this side of the globe.

Anyways, feel free to comment and mock my silly idea. I will do this thing
anyway, wee.

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:37 pm

i approve of this thread.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:39 pm

So what is Finnish military for? Defending what? The Nokia HQ?

DaC-Sniper · Post by **DaC-Sniper** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:42 pm

graphically, this thread totally impresses me. good job.

this thread gonna BE OBLIVION WITH GUNZ!

Urizen · Post by **Urizen** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:49 pm

Dreadnought wrote:So what is Finnish military for? Defending what? The Nokia HQ?

the finnish army provides an excellent defense. who among us can not remember how they held the vastly superior soviet army at bay for several months during WWII.

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:55 pm

Noone.

Redeye · Post by **Redeye** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:59 pm

Urizen wrote:
Dreadnought wrote:So what is Finnish military for? Defending what? The Nokia HQ?
the finnish army provides an excellent defense. who among us can not remember how they held the vastly superior soviet army at bay for several months during WWII.

Red Snow In Karelia

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:06 pm

the Finnish army also uses (used) a redesigned AK74. Coincidence?!

Dreadnought · Post by **Dreadnought** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:08 pm

They also have really good gumboots and a really small gene-pool.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:53 pm

Good idea my fellow comrade

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:24 pm

PiP wrote:the Finnish army also uses (used) a redesigned AK74. Coincidence?!

Except that it's approximately 100x more unreliable. I had to change my rifle twice.

^2

Good luck, patriot! Kill a few russkies for me, will you.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:24 pm

i thought you were going to university

Cthulhugoat · Post by **Cthulhugoat** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 6:01 pm

Let's play Nightwish military?

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:55 pm

Kashluk wrote:

I'm supposed to get off almost every weekend

Ah yes you will get off every weekend right after a hot meal, a shower and a pat in the back from your instructor

vx trauma · Post by **vx trauma** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:07 pm

Ja, und the uber war in ze east finlandt '44. hot summer. german dive bombers. fw190s and parachuted pilots beaten to death. burning rows of tanks. hitler's firemen.

EEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNFFFF, EEEEEEE_EEEEENNNNNFFFFFFFF. JA!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:32 pm

Please try to avoid grievous and incapacitating injury, Kashluk. I, for eight, would miss your bon mots. AND YOUR SMILE.

Mechanurgist · Post by **Mechanurgist** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:35 am

They let you on the internets when you're in the army? Ho-ho.

Remember, just because the AK74 is backwards doesn't mean you hold it by the barrel towards yourself.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:09 am

so solid crÃƒÂ¼e 4 life nigga! peace out.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:49 pm

Nightwish is dead without Tarja. That aside: send me some vodka and AK47's when you guys take Moscow.

Post by **King of Creation** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:42 pm

Kash...what happened to going to University? Didn't you just get accepted and now you're going off to join the military?