Weapon Ideas

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:01 pm

I was always a dwarf gunslinger icon_sadblinky

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 11:55 pm

are you retarded? arrows are just about the most complicated fucking iprojectile asid from a rocket, the ballance has to be perfectm the fletching
has to be at the right angle and it has to be made out of the right material
, any bird's fether wont work, only a hawk's or a eagle's feathers can
stand the pull, and synthetics like plastic fletching will unbalance the arrow
, and the arrow head must complement the balance and the arrow's wind
drag , lift, to wieght balance scales.

and thers hundreds of other things as well, hell evean the wood the arrow is mad of makes a diffrence.

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 2:52 am

I've heard that a Phoenix feather will work....or even a dragon talon... but why bitch when they can be +5 vorpal arrows of returning....

edit: nevermind

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:56 am

Shut the fuck up, Gore.

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:52 am

I was driving a bike on a routine training loop around the local strip mall, when I noticed an open door to the "Paradise Restaurante". At which point I pulled out my 9mm Ruger handgun and parked the bike alongside a trash trailer. After 2 minutes of waiting, i have decided that goddamn LUNG CANCER will get these shitheads faster than me, so I split.

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:19 pm

aptyp, mr ruger and lung cancer. keeping kazakstanian dive fronts safe since 1967. :nam_all_over:

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:54 am

v12, baby!

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 2:56 am

This thread is 3 years old. Everyone who has posted in it has since died of syphilis ravaging their brain.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:52 am

I feel as if i have read this before.... a long long time ago.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:04 am

Jesus Christ, Blargh's talking like a normal person at the beginning of this and it's ruined my sense of child-like wonder in the world of DAC.

It's like going to Disneyland when you're 5 and seeing the dude in the Mickey Mouse suit with the head off on a smoke break. icon_chew

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:05 am

The thread was revived by an ad-bot. At least it's an interesting thread.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:40 am

If only.
And Baby Arm's Evil Twin just so happens to be (SPOILER ALERT) Jesus Christ.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:23 am

Blarg is not Blargh. Have a doctorate, Freda. icon_drunk

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:16 pm

I choose to believe it's your old username and you're now attempting to cover for your handlers at the Seizure Inducing Forum Avatars Consortium as part of a global Libertarian conspiracy.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:13 am

SIFAC?

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:50 am

Far be it to stand on your beliefs, however quaint - yet, this is the only account I have ever bothered to have on this particular forum. icon_drunk

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:07 am

I'm on to you!

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:40 am

I was thinking maybe a disposable sawed-off shotgun with 5 single-shot barrels. Made of plastic just strong enough for one use.

Single-shot, ripple-fire, or all at once.

Comes in shrink wrap, fully loaded.

$10 USD.

I decided on 5 barrels for a compact trucated pyramid cross-section.
Row of 3 with row of 2 above. Handle and trigger attach or fold out from bottom.

Perhaps make it modular and you can make a Death Gauntlet out of them: 2 in front of hand with 3-barrel rows flat to each other forimg a hexagon plus 4-6 more framing the hexagon.

Perhaps bulk discounts, and you can set stacks of them up as claymores.

edit:
olol, is an FO2 thread not just "weapon ideas".

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:47 am

How about a really sharp stick with some dog shit on the end?

The stick cuts them, making them bleed, and the dog shit gives them dieases.

It's sort of like a scorpion tail, but instead it's a really sharp stick with some dog shit on the end.

Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:52 am

Like the Punji traps with buffallo urine in Vietnam?