This sucks. I have no life, and Fallout isn't working.

Radoteur · Post by **Radoteur** » Sat Jun 01, 2002 4:27 pm

My stupid computer (drug) is being evil.
I enter the Glow (Fallout 1) and i walk around...
I see some guy with power armor, so i take his keycard and disc.

Long Story short.
I can't get red key card, because there are no burnt bodies.
Would getting a flamer and burning some bodies help ease my pain?
(A real solution would work too.)
(I'll leave you people alone if you figure out what my computer is doing.)

Also, how do i deal with stupid morons that think i play chess?
I don't play chess, only smart people play chess.

Tank · Post by **Tank** » Sat Jun 01, 2002 5:12 pm

The red key-card is on the second level on a burnt body in the room to the upper-right corner of the map.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Jun 22, 2002 1:54 pm

The red key-card is on the second level on a burnt body in the room to the upper-right corner of the map.

And the diamond is in the cave to the east of the Yandley Mountains. But to get there, you'll have to defeat the Cave Dragon. Only the Diamond Sword can kill the dragon, and a wise old sage owns the sword. You can only talk to him if you solve his riddle, though. To solve the riddle, you must journey to the Five Candle Islands and unlock all 5 treasure chests...

Sorry. It's 3 am and I'm obscenely bored and tired and there's a really bad movie yammering in the background (Species) and I know I should be going to bed but I feel compelled to babble incoherently on message boards. Hi. Welcome to the Insomniac Zone. Coffee and donuts are available in the next room.

K~G~T · Post by **K~G~T** » Thu Jun 27, 2002 5:39 pm

I think this got in the wrong forum, atleast in my opinion...

SEE YAH!!!

*Swwwwwooooosh.*

Beef · Post by **Beef** » Sat Jun 29, 2002 4:56 am

voodoo4936 wrote:
The red key-card is on the second level on a burnt body in the room to the upper-right corner of the map.
And the diamond is in the cave to the east of the Yandley Mountains. But to get there, you'll have to defeat the Cave Dragon. Only the Diamond Sword can kill the dragon, and a wise old sage owns the sword. You can only talk to him if you solve his riddle, though. To solve the riddle, you must journey to the Five Candle Islands and unlock all 5 treasure chests...

Sorry. It's 3 am and I'm obscenely bored and tired and there's a really bad movie yammering in the background (Species) and I know I should be going to bed but I feel compelled to babble incoherently on message boards. Hi. Welcome to the Insomniac Zone. Coffee and donuts are available in the next room.

*Stares at the screen for half an hour.*

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 3:35 am

um bongo um bongo

Wolf401 · Post by **Wolf401** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 3:41 am

Where are the Five Island Candles ? No wonder I can't complete Fallout 1

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 3:49 am

Where are the Five Island Candles ? No wonder I can't complete Fallout 1

It's the Five Candle Islands, for starters, and they only exist(ed) in my caffeine-induced stream of consciousness last week, when I posted. Sorry if I've confused anyone.

K~G~T · Post by **K~G~T** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 3:59 am

voodoo4936 wrote:
Where are the Five Island Candles ? No wonder I can't complete Fallout 1
It's the Five Candle Islands, for starters, and they only exist(ed) in my caffeine-induced stream of consciousness last week, when I posted. Sorry if I've confused anyone.

Apology not accepted.

Beef · Post by **Beef** » Sun Jun 30, 2002 6:58 am

*Takes up his post of staring at the endless drivel that this Post has achieved in a matter of 8 replys.

FireWolf · Post by **FireWolf** » Tue Jul 02, 2002 10:40 pm

Beef... are you going to contribute or are you just going to make stupid comments which have no relivance. if you are going to, im going to piss on your parade.

*beef stares at screen in drool soaked stuper*

*beef stares at screen more*

*beef does nothing but stare at the screen because he has nothing intelligent to say*

the easiest way to get the red keycard is to just simply search everything until you find what you want.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 1:58 am

Well, I don't think Beef ever did much of any contributing.

Yeah, just go through the Glow and kill everything, and search all of the dead bodies, and you will find the red keycard. Every time.

danferry · Post by **danferry** » Wed Jul 03, 2002 7:53 am

You can also just remove traps on the elevator doors if you can't find the card. Then you have to lockpick it.
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