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Taliban Country - Afghanistan -

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The son's of bitches did it, again.

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From now on Afghanistan is Islamic Country firmly allied with Iran. Taking steps informing that they completely abhor Daesh or "ISIS" and that anyone non-diplomat Americans leave the country ASAP.

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PMC and state, and new balance in the middle east.
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Friggin failed states and their constant power vacuums huh, maybe the U.S. should intervene and do some good old fashioned nation-building!
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The US never should have stayed. Should have just gone in, killed Bin Laden, and fucked off. There's a reason Afghanistan is called the Graveyard of Empires.
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The settlers are swiftly riding their carriages across the open plains in the Islamic afternoon sun. Free at last, or for now, depending how long time until Chinese drones will appear.

Will the newly formed state make it into the future?

How will this new Islamic state affect Europe?

Might it one day be a new free Lybia with a progressive less rigid system as opposed to Saudi Arabia?

It's anyone's guess for now. Maybe after a few years this Muslim utopia will gather the people from the west.

Also their new defence minister immediately threatened Israel as their number one enemy in the region. LMAO.
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I wonder how long until tourism starts up.
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Here's News at Channel 11

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Most Nations on the Planet are evacuating their staff from embassies.

Brittain is moving in, to show that her majesty can return to the tea party even just for showering her immense imperialist colonolialost.
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Y'all got any ideas for what national anthem Afghanistan will have in the world championships around the globe next time?

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singing will probably be extremely verboten unless it's the koran, even then you have to read it backwards so you don't take the lord's name in vain by accident. that's what the jews did with the JHWH bullshit and now they're on top of the world, have their own country and all that jazz. something to think about.

do you guys have the koran i have it, never read it, really pretty though
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are Italians allowed to stay or are they enforcing an italiban :rofl:
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Italians are probably cool as long as they have changed their name to Al' Sicilio Mohamadbadeen and stuff.
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The Airport Scenes Will Make it Quite A Full STAR SPARKLED BANNER

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That honey was at max load capacity. Minimum fuel to save as many lifes as possible and made a heavy plus 15 on the wings with air fueling and some skydivers.
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Attention to all passengers.

THANK You for your patience.

You are placed in a que.

YOUR Number is currently on hold,

There are no more receptionists available,

Thank you for your patience



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have they not heard of social distancing jeez keep a 2m gap folks
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