Dear DAC

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:09 am

Dear DAC,

I have had a six pack of Yuengling Black and Tan, and am still not drunk. For those not familiar with this wonderful concoction, it is a beer so dark that light cannot escape it.

But the fact remains I am not even heavily buzzed yet. Please advise.

Sincerely,

Retlaw

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:48 am

Huff some gasonline and drink some paint thinner. That oughta put a few hairs on your chest.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:06 am

Your advice is not sage, good sir.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:31 am

I found out the solution to my problem was to drink another six pack. It's downhill from here!

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:58 am

Have you ever attempted abseiling while inebriated ? Exactly.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:21 pm

I'm on a horse.

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:28 pm

Blargh wrote:Have you ever attempted abseiling while inebriated ? Exactly.

Due to my fear of heights, I try to avoid rappelling as much as possible regardless of my level of sobriety.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:58 pm

What a shame.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:26 pm

(porto blanco, tonic water, a few drops of lemon/lime juice, one or two mint leaves)

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:26 am

Scotch. Drop of water.

Psychoul · Post by **Psychoul** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:42 am

I usually dont drink cause im 12.

Post by **Manoil** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:44 pm

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:59 pm

seen a doctor lately?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:25 pm

real question : does canned beer go off? i dont think it does. real opinion!

Post by **Retlaw83** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:08 pm

Real men drink from bottles.

Superhaze · Post by **Superhaze** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:45 pm

Real men drink from seidels yo!

Post by **Manoil** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:29 am

Real men drink from gutters

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:47 am

real men don't feel insecure when drinking from anything.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:43 am

Real men don't

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:35 pm

Real men drink the fine liquids of shame from a hookers anal cavity.