Lone Wanderer seeks her Charon - w4m

Pizzahut Lover · Post by **Pizzahut Lover** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:37 pm

Trauma wrote:Heeheehee.
For old time's sake I searched for my old ad (which is also on Best of Craigslist) and here it is, permanently etched onto teh interwebs for dog knows how long.

Truth be told, I do still have it. A crossed wire in my brain, a fetish, something my subconscious decided to project randomly onto a video game character to give me delicious neuro-chemicals I surmise.
Or maybe I just love giant, brainwashed meta-humans who are surgeons with shotguns.
I guess I'll never know but I do have to live with it, unluckily for me.
Perhaps lucky for a few though.

On that note, Charons are hard to find - and seeing as I'm pretty deep into the fetish scene and have seen more than anyone should regarding weird fetishes, that's saying a lot.
If finding someone just to roleplay him online is this impossible than imagine how hard it would be to find a 6'7 guy to actually dress up like him, do the voice and um...how would the whole skin/nose thing work?
God it's moments like this that I see how royally fucked I am. >.<

Anyways there was some correctness here but I'mma clarify.
I WAS a bit of a fatty back then but indeed one of the attractive ones ("plus" model/high muscle content, nice rack/face etc).
Most the weight is gone now however and "dumpy" was never part of the equation. I'm quite tall and leggy structurally speaking.
For the record, I got big because of illness not because of twinkies - and the illness/being stir crazy was most likely a factor in my erm...Charon-dependency.
Oh and I AM pale, but good insane or so I've been told. Generally people who are bat-shit insane don't have the lifestyle I do so if I "*am* actually insane, I'm functionally insane and I put it all into my music.
My music is pretty well liked as well - it's been used in a few movies and TV series'...one of the songs is even about Charon.
How messed up is that? Heee!
I get a kick out of that.

Welly, I've said my piece and although there is no point whatsoever to responding and I'll probably get ridiculed/attacked or something to that effect after pressing "submit", I'm going to be happy I did for whatever reason.
I guess some things are just like that.

And if you see Charon, send him my way, would ya?
I really, really, really miss him.

Cheers, youz guys.

PS. NV isn't half as good as FO3 and I'm not just saying that because of the lack of vanilla Charon.

if you are that woman on craig's list yo might be who i been liking for. are you princess stomper by chance? did you like my love cube mod? how about fallout 3 mutliplayer attemps?

Post by **Retlaw83** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:39 am

Pizzahut Lover wrote:what does sheh think of cokester

Everyone loves Cokester - the guy hands out free cocaine, for Christ's sake. If you're asking about Cakester, that dude is a cunt.

i would go to the first page but i am afraid someone hurt my feelings

Feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Sat May 21, 2011 3:44 am

Come, Walter, don't spoil their fun. Who knows maybe trauma'll find her prince charming in cakestar. With any luck it'll end up happily*.
I can see the headlines: "Man dies in car trying to burn own face with cigarette lighter. Fat woman found dead in trunk."

*for DaC. And mankind.

Username · Post by **Username** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:30 pm

Hand in the towel Yonmac.
Or is it just me that's grown out the interchanging of words to others which the whole insult strategy builds upon? Was popular at the age of 12 but not now.

Though, I guess I agree. DAC may lack manners but we play by the rules of war.
Post a picture. It won't be (terribly) abused.

There's only that many chances someone has to dig the other person a hole so deep he or she will never crawl out of it. Even if its on the internet. And if you dear disturbed girl do not take up the challenge then you are nearly as lame as Yonmac or perhaps more considering he at least posted a picture after you called him fat.

Username · Post by **Username** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:37 pm

Tofu Man wrote:Come, Walter, don't spoil their fun. Who knows maybe trauma'll find her prince charming in cakestar. With any luck it'll end up happily*.
I can see the headlines: "Man dies in car trying to burn own face with cigarette lighter. Fat woman found dead in trunk."

*for DaC. And mankind.

Hahah I can actually see that happening.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:49 pm

Pizzahut Lover wrote:are you princess stomper by chance?

Good call, I was actually thinking Summer. Two of a kind really.

Lordy, did I just find common ground with Cakester?

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:12 pm

Username, its "throw in the towel" for the record.

Carry on.

Username · Post by **Username** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:18 am

Both work actually. The point is that the towel has become an orphan and started doing crack cocaine or was it heroin.

Tofu Man · Post by **Tofu Man** » Tue May 24, 2011 3:07 am

Username wrote:Though, I guess I agree. DAC may lack manners but we play by the rules of war.

Well who was it said DaC patrols its borders? You gotta, otherwise this'd be full of <strike>mexi</strike> americans.

Username wrote:The point is that the towel has become an orphan and started doing crack cocaine or was it heroin.

Oh no you didn't just pull a SP reference after telling someone something used to be popular when you were 12... And why the fuck do I remember any of this shit?

Trauma · Post by **Trauma** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:55 pm

My mom died on the 16th.
Matter of pride brought me back here to tell y'all that I didn't back down because you hurt my feelings or any bullshit like that, but the whole mom committing suicide thing.
Fuck.

SenisterDenister · Post by **SenisterDenister** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:02 pm

Duck and Cover is not Feelings Online. We tried that, didn't work. Sorry, but don't tell us this kind of stuff on here. If you were having a bad day just say that, don't go in depth.

Hate to say it, but there you go.

Trauma · Post by **Trauma** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:26 pm

No worries.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:30 pm

Trauma wrote:My mom died on the 16th.

lol

Trauma wrote: Matter of pride brought me back here

It wasn't our new golf club membership? Damn. Thought that'd thing would catch on.

Trauma wrote:to tell y'all that I didn't back down because you hurt my feelings or any bullshit like that

Nobody cares why you left. In fact, I bet nobody even remembered you the next day. I sure didn't, I just had to go back to other pages of this thread to figure out who you are.

Trauma wrote:but the whole mom committing suicide thing.
Fuck.

lol

Trauma · Post by **Trauma** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:16 am

You are possibly the lowest human being I've ever "met".
I feel nothing but pity for you.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:30 am

Trauma wrote:You are possibly the lowest human being I've ever "met".
I feel nothing but pity for you.

Why pity me? My mother's still alive.

Trauma · Post by **Trauma** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 1:45 am

I guess that's the only way a pathetic, hateful "internet tough guy" like you can feel like a big man.
Anyways, I hope your mother dies so you can see how this feels.
I don't however have to hope that you lead a sad, empty, lonely and pointless life devoid of love, meaning, truth or anything positive because I'm pretty sure you're already leading it and will until you die alone in some hole in the wall as people like you tend to.

I do have a thick skin but that's enough for me.
It was fun before but saying something like that to someone whos mom has just died is beyond fucked up.

You won't hear from me again and I won't be reading any replies.
I hope you had a great time pouring acid in this new wound of mine.
It takes a real "big man" to kick someone while they're this down.

Really fucking low.

Yonmanc · Post by **Yonmanc** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:10 am

Trauma wrote:I guess that's the only way a pathetic, hateful "internet tough guy" like you can feel like a big man.

Who said anything about needing to feel like a big man? I just like laughing at people who go to places where people hate them and then expect sympathy lol.

Trauma wrote:Anyways, I hope your mother dies so you can see how this feels.

Well yeah she will eventually. But guess what? I won't tell strangers on the internet about it. Especially strangers who have already lambasted me before.

Trauma wrote:I don't however have to hope that you lead a sad, empty, lonely and pointless life devoid of love, meaning, truth or anything positive because I'm pretty sure you're already leading it and will until you die alone in some hole in the wall as people like you tend to.

Nope, my life is pretty sweet actually. Life's what you make of it. Personally I don't go and grovel for sympathy from strangers on the internet, I deal with my problems like a mature adult.

Trauma wrote:I do have a thick skin but that's enough for me.
It was fun before but saying something like that to someone whos mom has just died is beyond fucked up.

As opposed to posting such news on a video game website full of people that previously enjoyed berating you?

Trauma wrote:You won't hear from me again and I won't be reading any replies.

Somehow I doubt that. I think you'll be back in two weeks time to tell us how you've gotten over your mothers death, and to give it a second shot at giving me a piece of your mind.

Trauma wrote:I hope you had a great time pouring acid in this new wound of mine.

I'm not sure it felt like acid in a wound. I mean yeah, it sucks having a stranger laugh at your dead mother, but acid in a wound? I think that probably hurts more.

Trauma wrote:It takes a real "big man" to kick someone while they're this down.

Really fucking low.

Yes, I did it to feel like a big man. That's the ONLY explanation possible...

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 2:13 am

makes one wonder why revisiting some forum to say that and what answers the person expected, maybe. looks like she found her charon in the end at least.

ty

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:08 am

Trauma, how stupid are you that you think baring your soul won't be held against you here?

Or is it that you're of normal intelligence but my initial assumption that your self-esteem is so low that you view any male attention as positive attention is correct?

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Jun 03, 2011 5:13 am

Trauma wrote: the whole mom committing suicide thing.

Que?