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Favorite Zombie Killing Device?

Shotgun
23
37%
Samurai Sword
10
16%
Machete
7
11%
Baseball Bat
1
2%
Helicopter Blades
1
2%
Lawn Mower
8
13%
Hunting Rifle
6
10%
Hammer
2
3%
Hatchet
1
2%
Croquet Mallet
4
6%
 
Total votes: 63

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Is there an ounce of meth included? :? I get high of epilepsy hits. :blarghghgghghhhh:
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fast zombies (old school lurches) OR fast, superhuman speed cadaver acrobatics?
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Question. Would not shooting zombies in the knees pretty much be the answer in all zombie encounters?

Zombies attacking. Shoot in legs. Zombie slowly crawling. Me running. Rinse. Repeat.

Discuss!
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Superhaze wrote:Question. Would not shooting zombies in the knees pretty much be the answer in all zombie encounters?

Zombies attacking. Shoot in legs. Zombie slowly crawling. Me running. Rinse. Repeat.

Discuss!
if you can successfully target the knee, why not just shoot it in the head? Sometimes in tight, dark spaces it's not great to have zombies crawling around.

Anyway, the head is just a larger target, and if the zombies are capable of shifting their weight to mostly one leg, you've gotta get both knees.
and you have to make a pretty accurate shot in order to shatter the knee, because if you're too high or low there's a good chance you're just hitting muscle. Now with a shotgun you could very easily rip apart a knee, but, again, if thats possible just blow the head off and be done with it.
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Isn't that actually a tactic in some game or movie?

"Pop the knees, then hit'em in the head on their way down."

Or something equally ridiculous. Not a waste of ammo, no siree.
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Give the zombies a bible and a qur'an and they'll kill eachother. Problem solved.
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VasikkA wrote:Give the zombies a bible and a qur'an and they'll kill eachother. Problem solved.
you're forgetting about the inevitable jew zombies that will emerge and talk us out of all our stuff.
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They'll acquire the movie rights, stuff it with propaganda about holohoax and sell the movie to unsuspecting christian zombies.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm
My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever.

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Read about this in the New york Times a couple days ago.
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rad resistance wrote:Read about this in the New york Times a couple days ago.
and?
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And i forget, sorry Dogmeat.
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born again zombies moaning for money on tv. secretly doing coke and hookers during the commercials. secretary wifey with batteries included. DD lactation and money laundring. rapture.

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Checkmate :che:
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*spits out diet coke*

how can any of you dumba$$e% forget Fulci film series: ZOMBU

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_the_Living_Dead
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_House_by_the_Cemetery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beyond_(film)

'The' trilogy is pretty hardcore with lots of body popping and eyes on sticks and melting and all sorts of shit, real good. It's more supernatural zombies in that that they cant really be stopped and are sometimes ghosts possessed by demons or some shit, it's pretty INTENSE. The best one is The Beyond I think. City is a nice primer. House by the cemetery is more of a slasher with undead in it and not as good as the other 2 (still alright), but beyond is cest magnifique dudes, you should totally watch all 3 back to back if you havent already.

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I love me some nazi zombies.
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ZOMBU? Wih Buruzu Cambir as meyn sta?
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