Ouch..

Scorpion · Post by **Scorpion** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:31 am

I was playing basketball, right now, outside my house, because my dad had finally fixed the basketball court pole, because I broke it when I tried dunking the ball. (I am 5'11, 155 lbs. just so you know =))<--- omfg double chin!!!)

It broke, and my dad fixed it, and he put these wires up to hold it straight so it wouldn't be crooked once the cement dried.

One wire was a tick white cable, while the other was a thin, black wire...

So, I'm playing in the night, the ball goes past the basketball pole, I run to get it, and guess what I run into?

No, not God, the thin black wire......

My face comes into contact with the black wire, and now one of my teeth is crooked, my tounge is bleeding and has a giant lump on it, the inside of my cheeck is bleeding and torn, the outside of my mouth is swolen, i have a swollen lip.

And once I hit that wire, I didn't know I hit it, I just felt something rip through my mouth, and as I was in the air going "What the fuc..." I hit the ground, hurting my back and cutting my elbows, which are now bleeding...

Share your painful experiences...

Naked_Lunch · Post by **Naked_Lunch** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:44 am

some policeman once shot me not because I broke a crime but because i was BLACK i tell ya. God damn, white people are tryin' to kill us!

Scorpion · Post by **Scorpion** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:51 am

Naked_Lunch wrote:some policeman once shot me not because I broke a crime but because i was BLACK i tell ya. God damn, white people are tryin' to kill us!

I am mexican, so HAHAHAha

wait....

Aonaran · Post by **Aonaran** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:53 am

I was walking into the Gymnasium at my old elemetary school and it just so happened the Principal was walking out. For whatever reason, maybe he thought the Devil was on his ass, he busted through rather fast and that heavy wooden door caught me right on the forehead sending me airborn onto my back. That was a good one.

Another time in Middle School I was riding my bike thinking about this really hot redheaded girl I scored a date with for the next day. Lost in thought I started coasting down a really steep hill in my neighborhood. Next thing I knew my frot tire had caught on the curb and I was flying over the handlebars, landing face first on the apex of the curb. My next memory was me in the flatbed of some construction worker's truck along with my mangled bike and I was pointing the way to my house (as my verbal skills weren't exactly up to par). The next day for the date I showed up at the movie theater with half a face.

So now I have a rather hard skull which I still often bump and fuck up causing any spectator to wince or grimace, however I rarely feel it.

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:13 am

During my second tour in Iraq I was taken hostage and had my head cut off with a blunt knife.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:26 am

When I was down in Louisiana investigating a series of strange murders, I got shot in the leg once. I had to dig the bullet out with a jagged shard of glass and then use the same shard to cut out some gangrenous tissue. It was pretty rough.

johnnygothisgun · Post by **johnnygothisgun** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:39 am

Scorpion wrote:(I am 5'11, 155 lbs. just so you know =))<--- omfg double chin!!!)

You think that rates you as overweight? You Mexicans are fucking weird, mang.

I was suckerpunched through a door a few weeks ago. It didn't hurt at the time, but I guess it was some pretty heavy shit.

Scorpion · Post by **Scorpion** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:07 am

Mad Max RW wrote:During my second tour in Iraq I was taken hostage and had my head cut off with a blunt knife.

Damn blunt knives, bunch of assholes those blunt knives...

pun indended...

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:27 am

Why did you come back?

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:23 am

Fortunately my tetanus jabs were current, as I was once in the course of a fight shot with a nail gun three times at reasonably close range. Then it took pity on me and stopped working. So I stabbed the fucker responsible with a screwdriver until he thought better of his unwarranted aggression. Having enlightened my bitter foe, I limped off to locate some medical assistance. It was only when the nails were being removed and the punctures being tended to that I was made aware of just how painful an ordeal it was. Not that I could isolate the specific sensations as such, given the other injuries I had sustained. Pain thresholds are a wonderful and awful thing.

Afterwards, I decided it was for the best that I ceased assisting said fucker with the construction of his latest home.

Then there was the cutlery incident, and also the time I drank too much coffee and lost molecular cohesion for a while. Suffice to say that neither were pleasant.

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:39 am

Hat you loosers.
As a kid i drove my saucer into barbed wire during winter. Cut my face up good, the scars are still there.
Then, a few years later, i fell in front of this sowing machine pulled by a tractor and got my leg run over. Fortunatelt the gound was mostly mud, so I did aye ok, ony getting my lef pressed into the ground.
Then, as my mom was digging a hole I put my face in the way, and ended up getting smacked with the shovel. Small scar by my eye.
Managed to fall and get a concussion in elementary school.
Then there was this time as football (soccer) praccy a few years ago when I caught a knee with my nose and crushed the cartilage in the nose. Fortunately nothing broke though. I just looked a little funny for a few weeks until things had settled. My nose is now a tad crooked however, and I snore alot

So, in short, crooked nose, scarred face and a lil' scar by the eye.
I do feel that I've gotrten awey lightly though, could well have broken or crushed my femur when being run over, could have broken my nose, or even teeth at footie praccy, could have lost an eye in the shovel incident.....

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:20 am

I bought and played "Fallout Brotherhood of Steel" for my PS2 for $9.99.

Koki · Post by **Koki** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:28 am

And instead of taking care of the wound you sit down and write about it on DAC. I admire you

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:30 am

I don't have time to bleed.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:45 am

I had my umbilical cord cut, but it was actually my penis.

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:57 pm

All my life I've been surrounded by idiots.

RawonaM · Post by **RawonaM** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:00 pm

I'm at DAC

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:36 pm

I have been medically dead since 2003. The only thing that keeps me going is my sheer willpower.

Scorpion · Post by **Scorpion** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:30 pm

St. Toxic wrote:All my life I've been surrounded by idiots.

All my life I have been surrounded by smart people....

This one time I slammed a steel door on my middle finger, well not actually slam, but I was trying to get a marble under the steel door (small marble), and my sister opened the door...

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Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 7:45 pm

St. Toxic wrote:All my life I've been surrounded by idiots.

Even the idiots suffer thusly.

The key is awareness.

I misplaced my eyes once. Exacerbated by an unfamiliar location that was part way through significant renovations. Ergo, many and varied injuries that amongst other things sharpened my already considerable appreciation for grounded circuits. Fortunately I eventually fell through a glass door and stumbled into the pool, which, incidentally, was where I found my eyes again. So it ended quite well.

Duck and Cover

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