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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:32 pm
by Thor Kaufman
mola wrote:I'm currently hooked on the typical coffee/cigs/alcohol don't need nothing that's going to mess my mind, got a girlfriend for that. narconon vista bay
you should go easier on those neuroleptics, kid

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:38 pm
by Superhaze
"76% of our graduates happily choose to remain drug-free and become productive members of society."

LIES!

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:39 pm
by Thor Kaufman
durr who would want that, anyway

Drugs are the spice of life :nutmeg:

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:25 pm
by S4ur0n27
how did i miss this thread?

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:58 pm
by Thor Kaufman
Thanks for that Dunning-Kruger study, I like how they received the Ig Nobel

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:58 pm
by atoga
remember neon dingo, from back in the days? :big ole memorial thread:

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:25 am
by Subhuman
Drunk, once. I ate a lot and laughed way harder than I would sober. But nobody seemed to notice.

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:55 pm
by vx trauma
uppers, downers, 5xsome headcheese shit that napalms my (?) brain, shrooms, white dragon and his friend the tiger, cigarettes, coffee, 18 different bottles of vitaimes,salt and sugar with 2 pints of water. food once per week. also like too feed of the terminated detainees. thread necrophilia a-go-go.

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:19 am
by ApTyp
asdf

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:10 am
by Tingel Tangel
The last two Saturday's I've been at work, I met up with a hangover. The first one being raging and horrible, the second one being mildly over after a couple of hours. I didn't mean to get drunk either time, just sort of happened due to cheap beer at Friday Bars at the university.

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:32 am
by Splatterpope
A year ago or so I was working in sales and doing reasonably well, making my quotas and all that. Then one day I went to work on amphetamines, and made two week's quota in one day.

Unfortunately my dealer died that week and I couldn't find any other sources, so my sales dropped back to normal and I got fired.

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:06 am
by Dogmeatlives
Weed is the only drug I've tried at work. Actually smoked in the basement and it did not go well.. I was extremely hyper and paranoid for the next two hours. Not very enjoyable.

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:28 am
by Blargh
In retrospect, those few years at the mortuary would have been intolerable were I not entirely alienated from my surroundings at the time. Fortunately, I had no need of chemicals to induce, maintain and control such a state. :drunk:

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:58 am
by Fa11lloutfan_15
If all goes well, I'm getting that on prescription soon. :clap:

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:06 am
by Thor Kaufman
be sure to stomp the pills and snort the powder :jerk:

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:27 am
by Fa11lloutfan_15
They will probably give me Vyvanse or at least Adderall XR so to get a high I would have to take several capsules instead (as far as Vyvanse is concerned, that wouldn't work either though). Still, if you're willing to make business with the Russian maffia and risk getting a horrible batch then you could buy lots of amphetamine just anywhere in Sweden. :chick:

By the way, Herr Kaufman, would you happen to know if Adderall XR is available illegally in Germany (preferably Berlin) like it is in London?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:00 pm
by Thor Kaufman
Ya, of course it is, it's called Ritalin here. Better get your hands on some amphetamines/dexamphetamines or cocaine instead if you're into uppers.

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:45 pm
by Dreadnought
I think the best drug for work is Heroin.

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:43 am
by Cimmerian Nights
Only if you're guitar player in a folk band.

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:58 am
by LoneGunman
or going acapella for that matter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A