Duck and Cover

I bet you had a short and uninteresting teenage-phase susan.

Closest I've ever gone is doing death coffee one night and then going to work the next day.

Can't really do any drugs where I work, the tendacy to get fired on the spot is a little bit of a turn off.

Eh, I mean I don't do drugs at work.

I still smoke regularly when I'm not working.

Gimp Mask wrote:go to work high on life! thats right i have a nice cup of LIFE

But.... life sucks.

Megatron wrote:listen gimp mask, if that's even your real name (which I doubt, just fyi), some of us, alright, can understand life but it's, sort of like, enhanced, alright? By drugs that is! So next time you're like, buying your life powder from real-live american store, the employee will be fucked, alright. Like on drugs. What do you think of that huh, or did momma teach you not to think about taking drugs at work. Yeah I thought so little polly, don't talk to strangers, don't cross the road, don't take bullcrap!

ok buzz off a$$hole, i tried to keep things cool but you had to mess around like a million buccaneers! now im gonna cripple you with my metaphors, like a junkyard dog crippled me in the olden days of panhandling 1/2/3! first of all my name is none of your business and my business is good ok! no more of that. and second of all you dont know what real life is even! you couldn't even imagine the things i've seen so i'm not gonna bother explaining it to you... dumba$$! i dont need to "enhance" life i take life as it comes and i must confess it feels pretty darn dope! it is the "straight edge" way of life and we do all kinds of crazy stuff! sober! so by enhancing maybe you mean defacing! third of all if i ever see a store clerk on drugs i call cops or beat him up real good. so next time your working "high" here eat a punch! lol! fourth of all dont draw my momma in this she has seen things you could never comprehend because drugs have destroyed so many brain cells you dont know $hit!! theres bull crap for you capiche! anti-beer at 21 niggaz!

Going to work drunk is just...sad. Hungover, now that's funny.

Weed is where it's at. I went to work high at a bookstore cafe. I even served coffee to Vanilla Ice while I was stoned (no, I am not joking).

Any of you guys get whipped cream on lattes? I got fucked up off the nitrous in those cans all the time, and even used them on drink orders after putting my mouf all over the cap. <IMG SRC="http://mercury.walagata.com/w/neondingo/emot-v.gif">

I sold weed out of my car to everyone at work (including managers). A non-cool manager caught me at work high one day. Next day I am called into the office and threatened with termination. So what do I do? Continue selling weed, of course. I eventually get caught giving joint papers to a guy in the parking lot. They had me write a big fucking essay about why I smoke weed and then they decided to fire me.

OMG U SMKOE W33D UR SO XCOOL!11!1 Lololo

You're completely stupid for writing the damn essay.

But he is cool, he's a nihilist

Subhuman wrote:Going to work drunk is just...sad. Hungover, now that's funny.

Funny for others, especially. But can you really enjoy being hangover? I doubt it.

S4ur0n27 wrote:You're completely stupid for writing the damn essay.

I betcha they got high and read it.

I don't think I'd ever drop acid at work. I start thinking I can see through people's souls, and I'd never be able to look at them the same anymore. Generally I think going to work under the influence is a waste of good product.

Cimmerian Nights wrote:I don't think I'd ever drop acid at work. I start thinking I can see through people's souls, and I'd never be able to look at them the same anymore.

Ah, that's exactly how I feel sometimes when I take drugs. I feel like I embody Freud or something and I hate that, seeing through people's minds.

And I'm sure what I'm seeing (or thinking) is totally straight on.

A blowjob, yeah.

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I wrote the essay because the general manager said it would give me the possibility of keeping my job. The essay took what, maybe 5 minutes out of my life? Man, what a tragedy. It's too bad I didn't get to wisely spend those minutes like you, doing better things like racking up an 8,678+ postcount.

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Taking acid at work is fun and useful because it prepares you for future situations in your drug abusing career, like getting arrested while on acid. The police don't ask you to write an essay. They prefer to shine flashlights in your eyes and give you full body sensual massages.

one time I went to church all high and chit it was pretty intense no doubt

Neon Dingo wrote:

S4ur0n27 wrote:<img src=http://mercury.walagata.com/w/neondingo/emot-words.gif>

I wrote the essay because the general manager said it would give me the possibility of keeping my job. The essay took what, maybe 5 minutes out of my life? Man, what a tragedy. It's too bad I didn't get to wisely spend those minutes like you, doing better things like racking up an 8,678+ postcount.

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Well, you could have said "fuck you" and go work to some other place maybe.

And actually I'm paid while posting here, so I'm not losing my time

I'm currently hooked on the typical coffee/cigs/alcohol don't need nothing that's going to mess my mind, got a girlfriend for that. narconon vista bay

Waaaaaait? Alcohol doesnt mess up your mind? What the fuck kind of an idiot are you? Come on..
Is it Dunning-Kruger or Münchausen?