Fallout rap

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 5:58 pm

If I can find a singer and a musician, maybe we could set up a record label.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:03 pm

need lyrics if I am to succeed in this quest

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:28 pm

Damn bitch, you must have balls on you
Posting your shit, like you have a right to
Fallout, game of the year '97, demand respect
Nuclear war, that's a real fucked-up concept
Let me tell you something, son, open your peepers
Don't be shakin' like that, I know you got jitters
Notorious D-A-C, our rap is well-deserved, bitches
Fallout Uber Alles is our creed, we keep makin' pitches
Release Fallout sequel, sign the petition, we're like leeches
Can't shake us off, better hide in the ditches
Ban brothers from forums, close discussions
But, son, fucking with D-A-C has reprecussions
Interplay, Bethesda, learned the lesson
We're like thugs in your crib with Smith and Wesson
Everyone here is a mad fucker, insane killa
No fear of death, I'd tubgirl a 200-pound gorilla
Been banging with D-A-C for three years, I'm community pillar
Reading the forums 24-7, sippin' a sixpack Miller
Seen bitches come here, talking shit, throwing punches
Asshats all of them now, fucking carpet munchers
That's end of the story, take a hint, stranger
Fallout fan is like Nevada Wasteland Ranger

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There will be more, hopefully.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:43 pm

i tried but got a bit side-tracked

http://wasteland.duckandcover.cx/megatron/fallout.mp3

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 7:46 pm

You fail at rap. Yes, you're that bad.

DAC · Post by **DAC** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:24 pm

i enjoyed megatrons fallout rap

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:27 pm

Heya little kiddies, gather round
Hush, hush, babies, don't make a sound
Your uncle Aptyp's gonna tell about how
He got introduced to a game called "Fallout"...
Many years ago I was a boy like you
Lived in nasty city, went to shitty school
Then one day my daddy went an extra mile
Shipped me off for schooling in British Isles
I arrived in London, it was dark and cold
"Welcome to Heathrow", we were told
We got on the bus, on the road again
In the Hastings city I arrived at ten
Burg was kinda shitty, not much to do
Picked up smoking, my judgement blew
It was Sunday morning, on August '98
I was led inside nameless store by fate
Surrounded by boxes, there I stood
Money in my pocket, smiling, feeling good
Wrapped in shiny plastic were latest games
I picked out "Fallout" from many names
Box art was awesome, I reached for cash
My choice was lucky, it was no trash...
I rushed home, locked up the room
The smell of ripped wrapping was like parfume
I reached inside, pulled a book and C-D
Little did I know what my future would be
Flipping through the pages of the manual
Couldn't read without laughing, I was having a ball
Lack of computer was my only regret
Quality gaming time was hard to get...
Month has passed, I was back on the plane
Landed in Moscow, and caught the train
My city met me with dirty streets
We sure didn't live like them damn Brits
The car rolled up to our apartment block
My landing was littered, didn't want to talk
Life in the ghetto, I was fucked
Opened the door and got unpacked
"Fallout" box stared right at me
The rest, as you know, is history...
With that, you kids, I end my story
"Fallout" days are days of glory

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Wow, that was fairly shitty even by my standards.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:08 am

http://falloutrap.ytmnd.com/

I'm gonna regret this

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:15 pm

Uh... is that your voice?

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:26 pm

Are you gonna make fun of me?

I'm hardcore Fallout gansta, please show some respect

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:30 pm

Sorry. I can't stop laughing at your voice. Sir.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:38 pm

That's why it's at YTMND

I was also a bit

at the time. I still have your respect, rite???

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:48 pm

Fo sho'.

Pope Viper · Post by **Pope Viper** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:33 pm

ApTyp wrote:http://falloutrap.ytmnd.com/

I'm gonna regret this

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:55 pm

Oh god. I'm so sorry, ApTyp.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 3:57 pm

What what what?

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:00 pm

I had no idea you were retarded, sorry for all the cruel jokes I pulled. I didn't know.

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:04 pm

you aint nothin but a playa hater

Pope Viper · Post by **Pope Viper** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:55 pm

Hey, at least he had the balls to put himself out there.

Good job.

Antimeasure · Post by **Antimeasure** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:16 pm

I hate you both. If i had the energy i would make a flash with that and spread it around the globe.