Through the wastes i ryde

Worst Poster Ever · Post by **Worst Poster Ever** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:11 pm

It was a hot summers day in the town of appleby creek. Old man joses was moseying along. hey ald man what you got there said tommy a handsome young man. why i seem to have a gun tommy said old man joses oh right said tommy is the green grass. they sat in green grass and thn stood up. alright bye. and then tommy walked into the local bar. bartender give

ME SOME WHISKETY he said and the bartender gave him some vodka. i think you have enough vodka said the bartender NO I ASKED FRO MORE SAID TOMMY AND THREW THE GLASS BEHIND HIM SOLDIER SUDDENTLY A BIKER SUPERMUTANT GRABBED HIM GRUFFLY BY THE SOLDIERS. HEY YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING SAID BIKER AND THEN TOMMY GOT HIS GUN OUT AND DIVED BACKWARDS HE SHOT ghim once and then again and then in the knee argh my

knee said the biker and he sat back down. yeah that showed you said tommy and caught the eyes of a mysterious girl hey how old are you said tommy as he slipped a hand on her dubble-d sizes breasts

i am barely legal said the girl blushing oh right said tommy smiling like a sly fox as he rubbed her pussy hey that feels good said the girl and then tommy got out his hard on and the girl

started to blow on it oh yeah baby thats it he sai d and then had a cum he zipped up his fapper and then flicked a coin over hs soldier keep the change asswipe said tommy and walked out into the cold night

there was a dozen or two dozen biker boys im not sure. hey tommy WHAT ARE YOU DOIng said the main biker boy. well im not sure but its dangerouss said tommy and staed him right in the eye and the biker boy calmed down. hey sit down tommy said a biker lets have a drink tommy flinched and had another whiksey . ah thats the good stuff said tommy and lit a cigar.

the biker boys watched the tommy smoking and started nodding. hey did u know that girl was my girlfriend asswipes. tommy suddenly dropped his beer. what the hell lets get this party stated his said and pulled out a gun. he shot the main biker guy in the chest and all the othe r bikers started running.

they ran into the nightness and tommy said come back dogs i am not finish yet and he sat down again and lit a cigar he then looked at the bartender bloodshot eyes, i said give me another

drink you asswipe and the bartender nodded. but the bartender didnt pour him a drink. why are you not. the bartender then revealed his brotherhood of steel power armur. listen to me very carefully whispered the bartender. i am a brother and there has been a alien spacecraft land

in the desert you asswipe. because you left my booze on the floor you will do it. tommy looked at the sky. or else what he grunted and lit a cigar.

or else we will kill your dog. tommy dropped his beer. what the fuck he said what where is this flying saucers said tommy and lit a cigar. the ufo is in desert said bartendern of steel.

so tommy went out into the desert and found a canyon with aliens in it. stop we mean no harm said an alien but tommy gave em heck anyway with his gun no asswipe kills my dog said tommy

he the n went back to the bartender and said wheres my dog and the bartender said those werent aliens that was your dog you just killed a dog. and tommy shot him in the nuggs and said fuck you asswipe im going to kill you. the end

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:41 pm

Sucks.

VasikkA · Post by **VasikkA** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 6:52 pm

best fan fic ever.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:04 pm

Ok someone defenetly has made another account look how many posts hes made! Hes no noob hes been doing this for a long time, also the story sucks

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:00 am

Bit slow, eh hat ? Just a tad ? Aye.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:50 am

Give me a call when your older, poster.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:47 am

kinda "I wanna be a tough guy and fuck chicks" style where the protagonist impersonates the author's dreams, but surprisingly grabbed my attention enuff to read the whole lot. Am I immature?

no, the story had a nice flow from event to event, though it was altogether too simplistic. however I liked 'cold night' and 'lit a cigar' and ' tommy suddenly dropped his beer' - portraying emotion with action.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:48 am

cigarette would be better, cigar is too phat&show-off

Thor Kaufman · Post by **Thor Kaufman** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:14 am

got a bit boring in the end, but nice nonetheless

[HpA]SniperPotato · Post by **[HpA]SniperPotato** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:26 pm

The grammer and uncapitalized letters made my eyes bleed.

Worst Poster Ever · Post by **Worst Poster Ever** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:51 pm

thru the wastes i ryde pt 2

tommy boy woke up from his technicolur nightmare holding a pint of vodka. what the hell am" I said tommy with a swell guy. he stood up drunkedly and started to play his happy mondays mix tape when he noticed a shape at the window. what the hell" is that said tommy lighting a cigarette.

he went to examine outside. who the ehll are you he said tommy said. the semi naked girl turned arund. i am suliks sister she said as a breast fondled out of her heaving chest. tommy had to take a big drink of vodka to steady his nerves. he hadnt seen a woman for 10 years since a boating accident
. i havent

seen a woman in a while said tommy sorry i might be danger ous he went back into his shock when the girl walked in

help m

e she said and let her clothes drop to the floor. tommy stared at her naked form in the shadows like a angel on a plate-glass window when he went to church. but that was before the war. tommy lit a pipe and considerd her propersition but before he could do that there was a knocking on the wall

oh crap its a ghoul said tommy and dived sidewards trying to protect the girl but it was to late. there was a small cut on her arm where the bullet had just grazed her. here let me have a look. said tommy. he then took her arm and poured some whiskey on it. and then some mouthwash. the girl looked ujnformatbly. dont worry said. tommy i do this all. the time. ,

tommy then smiled and grabbed her clit. all he got for his troubles was a smash in the face. he fell down and woke up later tied to the bed. i am not really an undercover spy i am suliks sister. ah i knew you were a spy said tommy thats why i cut all my ropes said tommy. with great ease he emerged from the cut bonds and did a knee attack at the girl. lets see who you really are

said tommy and pulled out a wallet. it said BROTHERHOOD OF STEAL gor dam said tommy and scratched his head. i wonder what i should do.

THE END

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:03 pm

pretty much fun, stupid but fun - just the way you keep us entertained all the time. but WTF is "ujnformatbly"?
oh, I like the "to be continued" cut of plot at the end.

Worst Poster Ever · Post by **Worst Poster Ever** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:30 pm

thank s it took me a few days to write both parts i think ill get started n the nex tale from tommy: the last human in the wasteland

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:45 am

Blargh wrote:Bit slow, eh hat ? Just a tad ? Aye.

I knew before, just didnt post that i knew, dont know why i did, wanna tell me, eh Blargh

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:00 am

So easy to claim after the event. Doesn't wash.

hat_man99 · Post by **hat_man99** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:02 am

Lies, all lies, you lier, you lie, YOU FUCKING LIE

Post by **Retlaw83** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:02 pm

You guys are all class.

PiP · Post by **PiP** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:05 pm

I guess don't resurrect this thread - it's no use now knowing that WPE is megatron and hat man was asshated

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:38 am

hat_man is gone? So soon?

:tear:

vendetta · Post by **vendetta** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:11 am

PiP wrote:cigarette would be better, cigar is too phat&show-off

I'd prefer beedies.