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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

According to a recent study there are more molecules in the human eye than there are grains of sand in the whole galaxy, that's why beaches don't look very impressive to us
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The odor accompanying a fart is caused by the mercaptan pumped into your bowels as a safety measure to make a fart easier to detect.
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male cats are left handed while female cats are right handed, this is so when they go to shake hands they always have an awkward 'Hugh Grant' style moment and fall in love quicker
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Speaking of cats, if you put a male and a female cat in a box they become a hermaphrodite cat, that's called the Schrödinger metamorphosis. That is why cats love to get into boxes, it's so they can evolve into a higher being, like a Pokemon. These cats don't shake hands, they do a double high five but then intertwine their fingers with the partner and look deep into each other's eyes. That's how they form a lifelong bond, just like humans
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This just in: Chinese scientists have successfully used CRISPR cas9 proteins and viral vectors to inject the human genome into a pizza to create a new species, the √úbermensch of which Nietzsche spoke. Soon we will be able to design deep frozen pizza people that will be suitable for deep space travel, that's how we will colonize Mars. The biggest challenge right now is getting the ovens there
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