Subway Rider Arrested

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:52 pm

Yay, now we're talking!
Good moneh could be made this way. Also, the strumpets would have to say the same things that the in game whores are saying...
And maybe there could be some drinks to order too, so money could be made selling alcohol...
Alcohol leads to potency issues which leads to longer time spent with the whores, for which we charge by the minute.
A selection of the houses drinks would be, Roentgen Rum, Gamma Gulp beer, and how about some Nuke Cola for the ones under 21.
Now we just need some finances to start the brothrel... I suppose Interplay is out of the question as a main sponsor though.....

Post by **Retlaw83** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:59 pm

Bethesda might put up the cash. The brothel could open to promote the launch of Fallout 3.

I like how this discussion turned from a woman arrested for fleeing a cop after eating candy on the subway to a business plan for a post apocalyptic whore house.

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:31 am

Retlaw83 wrote:Sounds good.

But I'm not supplying the blowjob.

wheres killzig when you need him.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 12:04 pm

Honesty I think he's dead. He dropped off the face of the earth.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:24 pm

And went on teh Moon

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:52 am

Maybe his wife had a high insurance premium on him?

Edit: Also, its pretty obvious why she was arrested. Women haven't been allowed in public since 1892.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:10 am

What?

Mismatch · Post by **Mismatch** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:54 am

What?

I think he (in the edit) is talking about the original topic, the lass who got herself arrested. Not Killzigs wife.

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:11 am

Or was he...

Tank · Post by **Tank** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:27 am

...yes he was, he just didn't know he was... Or something...

*walks off to grab another beer*

jetbaby · Post by **jetbaby** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:33 am

Holy shit you're still alive? I remember your avatar.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:44 pm

Teh fez!

Sykotik · Post by **Sykotik** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 7:53 pm

I remember the jihad against that damn red thing two years back.

IT HAUNTS ME STILL LOL

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:00 pm

Yeah, it pretty much ended up as the real war on terrorism, too:

Their country in ruins after invasion
- Feelings Online forum deleted
Terrorist leaders executed and exiled
- All fez'ers disappeared, banned, kicked
The survivors and by-standers bitch
- the survivors and by-standers bitch

Sykotik · Post by **Sykotik** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 8:08 pm

Yarr, there was a total dictatoresque ban on the word fez, wasn't there?

Man that rocked boulders! :O

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:31 pm

Oh man, don't get him started on the Fez again.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:03 am

Why can't people stand teh fez?

I like it.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:36 am

That's because you're a Final Fantasy playing chocobo breeding flaming jerkhat, Susan. Your opinion is only useful as an indicator of what's wrong in the world.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:19 am

Ach, the vinegar-stenching comments of our very own Living Legend...
How I've missed those!

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:01 pm

Good to hear I'm still useful. Flaming is also a cool adjective.