Favorite Family Guy moment

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:52 pm

Stainless wrote:I can gurentee you that the quote in his sig is not from Spaceballs..

The quote is almost from Spaceballs:

-What's the matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen?
-No sir, we call this "Mr. Coffee" Care for some?
-Of Course, I always drink coffee when I watch radar. You know that!
-Of course I do sir!
-You all know that!
-Of course we do sir!
-Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar. Where's it at?

Note I edited this to show who this post was directed to...Eh..Just so you know, this was not a quote from Family Guy, so that's why you haven't seen it there..

Umpa · Post by **Umpa** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:22 pm

I've never seen that quote in family guy, but I noticed it while watching Spaceballs this morning

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:37 pm

Umpa wrote:I've never seen that quote in family guy, but I noticed it while watching Spaceballs this morning

At the time he posted it, the quote was "Cigarettes killed my father...and raped my mother" which was probably from Family Guy. At least that's where I think I remember it from.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:41 am

Slave_Master wrote:
Umpa wrote:I've never seen that quote in family guy, but I noticed it while watching Spaceballs this morning
At the time he posted it, the quote was "Cigarettes killed my father...and raped my mother" which was probably from Family Guy. At least that's where I think I remember it from.

Yes, that quote is from Family Guy.

Scorpion · Post by **Scorpion** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:28 am

Its funny when peter is in the south, and he's like "O.k., and we jump into the car like this*jumps into car through window*, then brian"o.k., he jumps and slams into window, peter"Opps, forgot to roll down your window, heloooo, .............wake up sleepy head,.....

And also the one where there in the south and they jump the ramp and peters like "Lets do that again but this time we have meg be (I forgot)and cris be anus, then brian"Enis".Then peter, what did I say, then brian"Anus"
Then Peter laughs insanely.

Anothor one is when Peter finds out that Cris's shlong is bigger than peters, so there eating at the dinner table and lois is like "Drink your milk, cris, it will make you big and strong"Then peter, snatching the milk from him, "No more milk, my milk*Starts gulping it down*

Paladin Solo · Post by **Paladin Solo** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 8:15 am

Lol, the one where his schlong is bigger is funny. Especially when Peter gets his new car that is really long and resembles a penis. He's driving it down the highway, and goes through the tunnel, backs up, goes through it again, backs up a little further, goes again, backs up much further, again and boom! He crashes into a bus and his long boner-like car is now diminutive and then another bus filled with women in swimsuits laugh at him.

Peter wrote:Ow, my pride.

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:17 pm

hmm... Where does that quote happen in Spaceballs? If it happens in the first 10 minutes, it's probibly why it didn't click. The video I have of it (taped from when it was on TV some 8-odd years ago) doesn't become watchable until the Pizza The Hut transmission.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 7:12 pm

Stainless wrote:hmm... Where does that quote happen in Spaceballs? If it happens in the first 10 minutes, it's probibly why it didn't click. The video I have of it (taped from when it was on TV some 8-odd years ago) doesn't become watchable until the Pizza The Hut transmission.

It's fairly early on in the movie..Probably the first 10 minutes..I've not seen it in a few years, but that's from a transcript I pulled up because I remembered the quote. But yeah..It's probably before Pizza The Hut.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 8:21 pm

it's in the very beginning, yes

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 2:14 am

Damn. Now I need to find an unfucked version to see that

Spaceballs on DVD?

swordinstone · Post by **swordinstone** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:17 am

you should be able to find spaceballs on DVD for 10 bucks or less (assuming you live in the states).

Family Guy moment:

In the episode where death (Norm McDonald) comes for Peter. They cut to a scene of "Hitler", the talk show...

"Today on Hitler, actor Christian Slater!"

The funniest part is at the end where they tell you the number for tickets to the show, and they scream something in angry german. Not exactly sure what it says, but they way they scream it all of a sudden is quite funny :badgrin:

Paladin Solo · Post by **Paladin Solo** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:35 am

Favorite quotes from the characters, these come from a variety of my favorite episodes;

Stewie;

"Damn you all!"
"Victory is mine!"
"WHY DON'T YOU BURN IN HELL!"

Peter;

"Oh a poop joke?!"
"You know what Louis? If I am a child, that makes you a pedifile!"-----hehe, great come-back to your lover/wife if she/he calls you childish!
"Would you want your kids in the hands of this woman? *shows a picture of almost naked Louis on a campaign add for t.v.* I know I wouldn't."
"*saying to Bryan* Oh my God! You can talk!"
"Quagmire you bastard! Come over here again and that'll be your head!"---Quagmire"Hey! Shut-up!"
"You bastard."

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:42 am

Might as well explain the last one;

Peter:"Now Chris, sometimes it's ok to swear."

---Cut to scene of Peter with his hand on the Bible in court.

--Bailiff: "Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?"

Peter: "I do...

...Ya bastid."

Paladin Solo · Post by **Paladin Solo** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:51 am

Peter says "You bastard." all the time. Like when he went to pick up his vacuum from the repair guy, he told him about the meatball and how he didn't save it and Peter replies, "Oh... You bastard."

Apocalypse 2077 · Post by **Apocalypse 2077** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 2:45 pm

I re-call one time, sitting in my dorm room with my dorm mate Rosie doing our usual thing of smoking pot and watching DVDs on my computer we were watching the episode:

"Mr. Griffin goes to hollywood"

The scene as follows-

Brian the dog: Those bastard cigarette companies turned a generation of Americans in to smokers with there subliminal advertising.

(Cut to black and white Lassy show.)

Mother: Hoeny, where's Lassy?

Son: Out in the yard mom, peaches are coming in early this year

(Man pops up)

Man: Smoke.

(Cut back to Lassy)

Mother: You know what they say son... early peaches... early summer....

(Man pops up)

Man: Smoke.

(Cut back to Lassy. Lassy walks in an barks)

Son: What's that Lassy...?

(Man pops up)

Man: Are you smoking, yet?!

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:27 am

My favorite moment is when Stewie ties up a teenage cheerleader in a bathroom stall and the perverted neighbour walks in to find her.

"JACKPOT!"

taltiren · Post by **taltiren** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:32 pm

Who wants to play drink the beer?
I do!
You win!
What do I win?
Another beer!

Canis Lupus · Post by **Canis Lupus** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 4:00 am

I haven't seen Family Guy since it was on TV a couple of years ago, but I can remember a couple of good parts.

There's that one where the family is eating lunch or somesuch, and the mother asks Dewie what he's got there. Dewie presses down on a section of his sandwich and the gun barrel between the slices of bread retracts. 'It is a sandwich... And noting more.'

And: 'You, fetch me the surgeon general. You two - fight to the death.'

And that part where that... er, guy (can't remember his name) is talking about infringing copyrights and his head turns into that of Mickey Mouse.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 5:56 am

#1: It's Stewie, not Dewie.

#2: Peter is that "guy"

Canis Lupus · Post by **Canis Lupus** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 5:58 am

I said Dewie?

Fuck!