Duck and Cover

Blargh wrote:'Tis amusing because it is truth. The atrocities, the victims, they do not lie.

Disease, viruses, suffering, death, they make me giggle like a schoolgirl too. Especially suffering. Especially the penguins.

There should be a Sim-Nanking MMORPG or somesuch.

72%/35%/100%/100%/51% But the questions and answers were not as open-ended as they should have been. How about FO morality? 1. You are in the Den. a. Are you morally obligated to kill the slavers? b. You are pickpocketed by a child. All children have identical appearance. In order to be sure I shot ...

China being almost unanimously miffed at Japan censoring their text books and glossing over their tendency towards testing all sorts of nasty things on unfortunate Chinese peasantry over the years, decades, amongst other things It's always funny when communists pull this righteous bullshit. Gulag A...

the guardian wrote:Should of thrown a Seanbaby link while at it.

For the Google-challenged:

www.seanbaby.com
www.portalofevil.com

Cimmerian Nights wrote:

Megatron wrote:harry dean stanton

good choice, it's supposed to be a haggard, grizzled, older guy.

Nick Knolte out of rehab yet?

Gary Busey?
Just kidding.

The guy from Jacob's Ladder?
James Woods? (I'm thinking Salvador)

ExtremeRyno wrote:http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com

what can my gift be!!!! a fatty?!!! You shitcamel i do not want a fatty for a gift!

Best Line Ever.

Ahh... yes.
I had forgotten of the wonders to be found rotating in orbit around
the Portal of Evil.
Time to check.

There's just way too much Preacher to fit into a single movie. It'd get ruined. That and the fact that they would never find the right person to play Jesse. Wonderful observation, and an opportunity to lengthen the thread. Who should play Jesse? The knee-jerk reaction would be to have Nicholas Cage...

Spazmo wrote:There's just way too much Preacher to fit into a single movie. It'd get ruined.

It would make a great TV series.
Michael Landon didn't drink and he didn't beat people up much.
Feh.
And those crappy, lame-ass Angel/god shows don't have a running
gag of Extreme Cranial Trauma.
And they suck.

S4ur0n27 wrote:It's not billions until you reach 2.

Or is that "thousand millions"?
Is that a British billion or an American billion?

You have to know these things when you're a pope.

S4ur0n27 wrote:it's brown!

Sometimes it is a beautiful, sparkling golden-green.
If you catch it at the right angle in the sunlight.
This often requires several retries, and additional beer consumption.

Of course filth can also take on the appearance of diamonds and pearls.

I know filth, because I'm from there.

atoga wrote:Wrong! Chaosium made the first Cthulhu P&P. And, for the record, it was pretty awesome.

Excellent P&P.
But no phallopods.

That may be so in the US, being an ignorant country where even bigger cars are designed daily in spite of dwindling oil reserves. I live in a country that you will most likely ridicule and denounced relentlessly since it has no army so absurdly immense that it can afford to be blown to bits by terr...

Two more Popes, jackass, then the apocaylpse comes. Two well placed bullets, then the Apocalypse comes. If a living pope is placed in cryostasis, could that allow indefinite forestallment? Theology. Feh. Dan simmons fan? Read hyperion if yer lost Hyperion? I guess I'll finally give that a shot.

DAC: City of the Banned.

Fallout memories. Hoo-boy. It all started during the final years of the cold war, it was a dark and stormy night... ahem OK, so I had a Commodore 64. Played Wasteland and other stuff. Did some PnP, incl. Gamma World and just a little bit of Twilight 2000. On the old Colecovision I played the War Gam...

<strong>[Person -> Article]</strong> - More info on <a href="http://www.duckandcover.cx/people.php?id=47">Person: Pope John Paul (Deceased)</a> <p>Well, the pope kicked the bucket. Is it time for the APOCOLYPSE?!</p><p>We'll see.</p> Two more Popes, jackass, then the apocaylpse comes. Two...

Cock and tentacle rape. How does one rape a tentacle? The cock's an easy one, just slide a mercury thermometer down the urethra of an engorged member, then grip and twist. Or did you mean raping with those Japanese tentacocks? Phallopods? What the hell are those called? God Bless the Japanese! The ...

A couple of years ago, my brother did some 'repair work' on the fridge and 'forgot' to reattach the grounding wire. A significant inconvenience when the fridge is close to the sink. It felt all tingly as I flew across the room . . . I got him back though, threw him head first through a plate glass ...

I think we stole Terri's feeding tube and gave it to the Pope. For whatever reason, this triggers images for me. I'm thinking about a report about computerized farm animal feeding systems malfunctioning so the pigs just kept eating until they burst or choked to death on their own vomit. That shit's...

Herve Caen is allegedly a bad boss.
You think he's dead, but he just keeps going.
It's like he's a vampire or something.
It would be cool if he could team up with the Re-animator
and create a miracle.