Duck and Cover

Its like trying to decicide what came first, the chicken or the egg

Both are good tho

What am i gonna be doing this summer?

Playing guitar
Going to Amsterdam
Working
PLaying games
Having fun
Going to the pub!!!

Not much more you can do

The thing about Big brother contestants is that they have 15 minutes of fame then they dissappear

talking of shit shows what survivour series are we on now? it seems that these shows are getting shitter and shitter

i cant stand big brother. Its boring and unfunny

well at first i would keep on walking but if he started again i would hurt him

i got my head shaved a while ago. I looked like a stereotypical soccer hooligan . I dont even like soccer

Hey kids one thing to remember about drinking, dont overdo it 8O my left testicle is still sore and i went out on saturday nite i have no idea what went on but apparently it involved me falling off a supermarket trolly in an odd angle

Lol well if it wasnt for the fact that the taxi driver had hair and was called jim he could have indeed been Vic from fallout 2!!

Talking of hitler, the other night after quite a heavy drinking session, i got a taxi home. I was talking to the driver and we were talking about the second world war. He then said "that Hitler, nasty guy but had the right idea) 8O he was of course referring to hitlers ordering of killing jews....

Is it just me or is Yoda falsely claiming disability benefits? He gets all this money because he has a walking stick and a limp but then he gets his lightsabre out and hes jumping all over the place 8O

*points* look paw the weasils are a gettin away a gain

Elaborate jokes are good

Hmm i think this is getting a bit hostile or mabie its an elaborate joke

Mullets so rule!!!!

I work in a supermarket, although the boss is a grumpy bastard my day was made today when i found out i got a pay rise of 18p!!!!! soim now on £5.30 an hour

Im from Edinburgh in Scotland, tho now i live in a small town outside of Edinburgh

I like listening to Guns n Roses and metallica myself, although you cant go wrong with Iron maiden, Iced Earth and Rage Against the Machiene

FO2