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DarkUnderlord wrote:

airsoft guy wrote:Fix it

Done. Is that better?

You Australians have no sense of humor. Is Goatse Man like a national hero down there?

russia is the only country in the world where producers of pop-star buggers know of king crimson. Yeah, I noticed that a long time ago. Some Russian band was asked of their influences and they said something like "Abba, slayer, kraftwerk, tchaikovski, beatles." Like a blender. My God, if ...

Nah, nigga, nah, that ain't my style. I gotta keep it real, you know?

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BANGKOK, Thailand (CNN) -- Tanks and troops patrolled Bangkok early Wednesday after the chief of Thailand's army said the military was taking control of the country. The coup against the government of Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra is being led by Thai army chief Gen. Sonthi Boonyaratkalin and T...

I've got a stack of guns and ammo in my bedroom, and yet I've never gone on a spree, never shot anyone, never pulled a gun on someone, and all my life guns have been present in my parent's home. http://www.sff.net/people/llsoares/Hillbilly%20Logan.jpg Nope, I've got all my teeth and I despise cowbo...

How come gun experts never go nuts like that? Maybe because the people who are trained to use firearms are also trained to control their cool and repeatedly taught about responsible behavior by shooting clubs etc? Just a wild guess. :hug: I've got a stack of guns and ammo in my bedroom, and yet I'v...

Former Texas Gov. Ann Richards, 73, dies POSTED: 11:12 p.m. EDT, September 13, 2006 AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Former Gov. Ann Richards, the witty and flamboyant Democrat who went from homemaker to national political celebrity, died Wednesday night after a battle with cancer, a family spokeswoman said. ...

Jeeze, can't you fucking Canadians even get a shooting spree right? Shoot twenty people, but only the gunman dies? You can't go on a shooting rampage wearing fucking ice skates, it fucks up your aim, you goddamn canucks

The only reason I typed it is because it happened this week. Seriously. Some dumb parent took their third grader to a drinking drugging party on a school night. Sadly, this is not the first time this has happened...Different kids, same general scenario. "Went to a party with ..... and didn't g...

ExtremeRyno wrote:It pisses me off to no end when an adult comes to school and says "My kid didn't get their work finished because we were out at a party till three this morning."

I doubt, in your particular area of education, you'll be running into that scenario very much. Then again...

The US is the only country that allows devices to be advertised and sold for whipping babies! Discuss. That's just because in other countries they don't need to advertise. It's common practice, and we're capitalists so if a couple kids gotta get whacked to keep the commies at bay I'm cool with it. ...

I had something similar happen with a 20GB HAD a few years ago. One day Windows simply stopped recognizing it. The computer knew it was there and I could even get to it in DOS or at least that silly excuse for DOS that XP has with it, but in Windows itself I get NUSSING! I too had a bunch of importa...

Owned by a stingray. One would assume his bad-assness would attract an equally bad-ass death, but the Universe is cruel. I dunno dude, I think it would suck pretty hardcore getting shanked by a stingray, like getting stabbed with, uh, something like this: http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1989/bay...

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin dead September 04, 2006 02:14pm Article from: The Courier-Mail THE Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, is dead. He was killed in a freak accident in Cairns, police sources said. It is understood he was killed by a sting-ray barb that went through his chest. He was swimming o...

I don't have a camera :sadblinky: Maybe I'll make some interpretive drawings instead? What are you, some kind of drugged out communist? How can you not own a digitalized camerator? This is the 21st century for the love of Moses; get with the program. Right now I'm in Seattle away from all of my nea...

Are you a cop or firefighter or someone else who needs to wear a sealed mask a lot or do you hate a certain ethnic/religious group? If none of those things you need something to go with the moustache, exceptions can be made if you look like Burt Reynolds.

Where the fuck do you live, Megatron? There's all these interesting places around you...All I've got are buildings and Mexicans. Don't you live in Ohio? See, that's your problem. I've got the same kind of stuff floating around here in Washington as well. Especially in Tacoma, just remember to bring...

My wife and I are too lazy to cheat on each other. That involves either picking up the phone and/or going somewhere. That's one of the most romantic things I've ever heard. Ryno: "Baby, I know you wont cheat on me because, well, you're too lazy." Rynoette: "I know you wont cheat eith...