Duck and Cover

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:09 am

well?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:56 am

It's one of the best-- aww, who am I kidding, the best way to spend your free time.
There's no such thing as too much sex either.

boywoos · Post by **boywoos** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:05 pm

And your custom rank verifies this for us?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:10 pm

"Practice makes perfect."

boywoos · Post by **boywoos** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:18 pm

Wouldn't practice be difficult when "Girlfriend is Frigid"? I see, you like to penetrate raw liver?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:42 pm

Yeah, that was Mr. Teatime - humor.

Women are strange - they appriciate a good bj when they're on the receiving end, but they don't want it the other way around. Like wtf? I just almost drowned in your bodily fluids for nothing, bitch?

Yeah. I hope this won't turn into yet another FEMALES SUCK -thread.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:01 pm

sex is great when yer with teh right person and they get into it too...

sex is best with someone you've been with for a while.
One nighters fucking suck imo

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:11 pm

I'm a virgin. I'm smart enough to stfu plz.

Aneurysm · Post by **Aneurysm** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:15 pm

One nighters doesnÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´t necessary suck, you just need to choose the person well.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:21 pm

I can't really imagine myself going to bed with a complete stranger. Three dates before sex is my minimum limit.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:34 pm

You give your gf blowjobs

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:37 pm

Pube hairs + Teeth = Not kewl. You should make a deal with your woman, Kash. -- She shaves her pussy and you could give head more often.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:44 pm

Pube hairs + Teeth = Not kewl.

I know man, I know. It doesn't really matter anymore though, because I broke up with her some time ago, so I don't have to worry about her schitzos anymore.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:56 pm

just yer own kash?

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 6:01 pm

Yeah, and that's already enough for one man.

avenger69ie · Post by **avenger69ie** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:54 pm

lol

and so true

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:57 pm

Aneurysm wrote:One nighters doesnÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´t necessary suck, you just need to choose the person well.

"No one has freckles on their ass, use a condom."

Post by **King of Creation** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:24 pm

One nighters usually aren't great cause there's most likely alcohol involved. And alcohol...lessens the experience.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:11 am

I personally love hair, except not ass ones.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:49 am

too much information.

EDIT: having said that, I certainly don't see what the fascination women have (or the way men like women to look) with shaving themselves so much that they look like they're underage girls. It's kind of disturbing, at least to me.