Duck and Cover

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:05 am

What? You prefer hairy legs and armpits? Eh, hippie chicks are pretty fackin' hat actually.

Speaking of the presence of hair, what a fucking dreamboat. A 10 in my book, definately. (Edit: that was in all seriousness. Teatime is indeed a casanova.)

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:18 am

A shaved pussy is boring

boywoos · Post by **boywoos** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:21 am

Mr Teatime wrote:Hopefully you're not heavily overweight

LOL

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:51 am

Hahaha. God damn. I need to take down those profiles. I went through a 'phase' about a year ago.
At least you haven't found... er, I best keep quiet actually.

Post by **King of Creation** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:54 am

Wow...that picture looks like a mugshot.

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:01 am

It is, actually, I think it's a passport photo. Like I said, I went through a phase about a year ago of singing up to these sites. Some of it 'worked', in terms of meeting people and stuff, but I've learnt that it's not what I want, really, seeing someone who lives 3 and a half hours away on a regular basis. Still, it's taught me that not ALL woman are thoroughly disinterested. Just most of them.

Er, do you really want to know all this? heh

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:17 am

Hey, we're hear to listen.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:07 am

I signed up for eMode so I could take those stupid tests. I had a profile set up on Love@AOL about 6 years ago, met some real freaky bitches that cried when I wouldn't make out with them 5 minutes after meeting them, or they actually locked me in their room...One took me directly to bed...She also cried when I walked out.

As for one night stands...I can't actually remember the last one I had. Apparently I brought some really giggly drunk blonde girl home with me one night and my dad had to walk her to the door the next morning because I was passed out and not able to wake.

I've met some really freaky bitches at bars, too. I changed one woman's life so much she ended up having another kid (hopefully it was her husband's). I made fun of her for a few hours, she took me home while her husband was away, and the next time I saw her, about a year later, she had a baby with her and she had completely changed her 80's appearance.

Technically, I met my woman through the internet. I met one of her friends on AIM, we chatted for a few days, then met at Denny's. She brought her friends with her, and one of those friends is now mine.

Sex kicks ass. Especially those "wake-up" blow jobs. My girl's also found a way to absolutely kill my penis for a few hours. It's bad because it's seriously dead to the world, but the process of killing it is certainly amazing. And until recently, I was unable to kill her clit...But this weekend, I finally exhausted her, and it took about 8 minutes. Then I had to jerk off to finish myself because she was tired and in pain....Happy pain, I assure you.

The only time I've been turned off enough to stop me in mid-thrust was with a girl known only as "Stillwater Chick." I met her at a Denny's in Stillwater, OK. We kind of skipped the dating/hand holding thing and went straight to bed for about a month. Nothing really great happened, but one night when I was sucking her nipples and getting ready for..ehrm..penetration, she said "Oh, Jesus, forgive me."...And it wasn't like a blasphemous use of "Jesus" she was actually praying.

Gimp Mask · Post by **Gimp Mask** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:36 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:A shaved pussy is boring D:

what do you mean?
D:DD:D:DD:D:D:D:D:::D:D:D::D::D
D:D D: D::D:

Mr. Teatime · Post by **Mr. Teatime** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:02 pm

This thread should not be happening.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 8:28 pm

Gimp Mask wrote:
S4ur0n27 wrote:A shaved pussy is boring
what do you mean?

Playing with the hair is fun.

fallout ranger · Post by **fallout ranger** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:01 am

S4ur0n27 wrote:Playing with the hair is fun.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:32 pm

It's true!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:59 pm

Mr. Teatime wrote:too much information.

EDIT: having said that, I certainly don't see what the fascination women have (or the way men like women to look) with shaving themselves so much that they look like they're underage girls. It's kind of disturbing, at least to me.

No way.

Body Hair is for CHUMPS

Kizmiaz · Post by **Kizmiaz** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:31 pm

S4ur0n27 wrote:Playing with the hair is fun.

Yes, *pfth,pfth* it is.

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:44 pm

It depends.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:44 pm

This two-week old thread has been stickied, just for you atoga. And now for your end of the bargain?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:01 pm

Thanks, Franz.

And now for the oral sex.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:07 pm

[Sigh.]

Fine, but only if you buy me a pack of Jolly Ranchers.

S4ur0n27 · Post by **S4ur0n27** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:16 am

I love hair.