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Subway Rider Arrested

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In a funny sampling of police authority gone awry, I give you this recent story from Washington DC. I am not sure of the reason police see to handcuff and arrest everyone for the smallest of offences. Whatever happened to the concept of restraint?

Subway Rider Arrested
CNN wrote:"Don't you have some other crimes you have to take care of?" Willett said she told the officer.

The transit police officer asked for Willett's identification, but Willett kept walking. She said she was then frisked and handcuffed.
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Yup, there you have it.
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Post by Mismatch »

That reminds me of that video clip.. You know, the one with this fella showing his prominent fingers repeatedly to a copper who, in turn, produces his night stick and deals out a lovely treat of bludeonity.
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Post by Retlaw83 »

The only video I ever saw that on was the one showing the riot after the Metallica/Guns 'n Roses show in Canada.

Sounds like a certain transit officer was on a power trip.
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Post by Mismatch »

The one I am reffering to can be found on most DC hubs, where it's named summit like:
"Giving the finger to a cop"
Might be worth watching.
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Wasn't it from the jackass show? I think I saw it on there. Still, good stuff.
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It sure could have been, I have only seen the clip though. Which was of rather low quality, so facial features werent really extinguishable, and thus I can not for sure say if them jackasses were the ones responsible for the fingering of said copper.

But if you say it is so, I will not say it isn't. What can one be sure of in this world after all. Up until few months ago one thought fallout3 would be popping out of Interplays womb.
And a few years ago one thought everything fallout would be great. But then the great console plague was upon us....
And, ever before that, some said the earth was flat for sure. And Einstein said "God does not play dice".
And my girlfriend was is a good mood, talking about getting a cat.
"We had a dog, and that went alright." She said.
But before I could contain myself I had spoken the words:
"He bloody died."
And now she isn't speeking to me.


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Girlfriends being in a good mood is always just an impression.
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Heh..Yeah...I got a "Thank you" when I downloaded Mario World for my wife, and 2 minutes later she started bitching because she had to use a keyboard...Then she didn't talk to me for about half an hour.

As for ruthless cops, there were a few in the town I went to school at. My buddy got pulled over because he had a dragon pendant hanging from his rear-view mirror and the cops had been tipped off...So they took their knives to his seats, tore out the carpeting and busted out his windshield. They had been tipped off that my friend was a "satanist delivering drugs" Unfortunately my friend lost his court case because he had no proof and was not issued a ticket for anything so no way to trace the damage to the cops except what he could tell them.

Now he and his wife live in that town and he is constantly hounded by the cops for the smallest things.

On a side note, I was in class a few years ago (about 3 years after I had moved away from that town) and one of the people in the class was a cop from the old town. I mentioned I used to live there and told him my name...He knew my new address and my tag # off the top of his head, and he rattled off the addresses of all the people I hang out with...Apparently we were being watched.
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Post by Mismatch »

yay, cops are neat.

omfg, I did it again :0
Just now she was getting in a better mood, and mentioned feeling guilty about the dog, and I didn't say something obvious (That it wasnt her fault), which was too bloody obvious since the dog died from heart failure.
So, sice I failed to say that it wasnt her fault, she is now AGAIN, not speaking to me.....
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Tell her she won't have sex or something. Play it like a woman.
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Just smack her upside the head and say "now we can get a cat, bitch!"

I'm not a cat person, but that is something I would say in this situation...But my woman understands my warped sense of humor and would probably laugh.
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All is calm now, she has gotten her chocholate. Its that time of the month....
I am so thankful that I am male.
All my needs can be fullfilled by the computer... playing fallout while drinking whiskey and receiving a blowjob.
hmmmm, actually THAT could be quite the winning concept for a RPG-bordello. Had I only been living in Amsterdam....
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Post by Retlaw83 »

Fallout only requires only a mouse to play. You could drink the whiskey through a crazy straw while whacking off.
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Post by Mismatch »

Well, I suppose so...
the effect would be the same...
and I am left handed, but handles the mouse with my right....
but....
It doesn't sound as cool, now does it?
And, how can I make money by providing ppl with fallout, 1 glass of whiskey, a straw and some tissues?
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No. Except for the straw
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Yeah, the straw DOES add an extra dimension to it... how about: getting a blowjob while playing fallout and drinking whiskey with the crazy straw. So that the left hand can be used for head movement aid...
Sounds better?
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Post by Retlaw83 »

Sounds good.

But I'm not supplying the blowjob.
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Retlaw83 wrote:Sounds good.

But I'm not supplying the blowjob.
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Post by Retlaw83 »

If we wanted an especially Fallouty feel, we could setup a brothel in Reno and call it the Cat's Paw. The cost of time includes a chick's mouth, a glass of whiskey and computer rental. As a souvenir, you get to take the crazy straw and your savegame on a floppy home.

Best gimmick brothel EVER!
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