Who is TEH SECKRET PLAYA?!

Ozrat · Post by **Ozrat** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:51 pm

:shock:

Oh wow, my thread was a success!

Keep up the spoilers people, I think the whole game can easily be summarlized in a page or two, just like what has been done so far!

I'm suprised that nobody's noted how absurd it is that Rhombus, who is from the true and original BoS, is somehow part of the "unrelated parallel universe BoS"! The same goes for the Vault Dweller as well. Hey, why not throw in Dogmeat while they're at it?

So who is the final baddy? How do you kill him/her? Where is his/her g-spot?

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 8:13 pm

Well, I got rid of the game before I could beat it, so I guess I'll have to ask around on a site like Gamefaqs for someone to spoil it for me.

Presto · Post by **Presto** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 8:33 pm

the final baddy is Artis the Mutant general
The whole purpose for him to take over this vault was that they where doing genetic research there on curing sterility from radiation and mutation.

Artis took over the vault and injected himself with the serum that cures sterility, but it didnt work, he was still shooting blanks.

Alright well the serum had an alternate side effect. It mutated him horribly, and turned him into "The Master Mark II" big ass nasty bastard.

Thats as far as I got and As far as im going to get. Im going to ft. bliss tomorow and I dont have time to beat the one last mission to get out of the vault alive. Which is easier said then done with the steriod roaches on speed.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 8:39 pm

lol "omg i'm sterile, i'll try these pills..." next day "RAWR I R MASTAR" wtf?

thx for teh win presto

try not to get killed k?

Ozrat · Post by **Ozrat** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 8:39 pm

Good luck at Fort Bliss, and thanks for the last minute reviews of FO:E!

And how exactly do we know that he's still "shooting blanks"?

Like this: :hypno: ?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 9:08 pm

I imagine there's a kinky mutant dominatrix scene. Hey, you have to appeal to every kind of fetish with a game like this! I'm sure Attis is a furry, too.

T600 · Post by **T600** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 9:24 pm

Insane-Lark wrote:I hope the DaC & NMA thanks is a joke on the part of the poster & not signposts from Interplay in hopes or releasing an extra measure of the Fo:BOS crowd on us. Ah well, probably won't be much of a crowd anyway.

Nope, not a joke.

Presto · Post by **Presto** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 9:49 pm

bastard pissed me off.

I had 200k worth of bottle caps on the last level, so I stopped by the "shop tec" vending machine and bought 200k worth of amo and stim paks.

so I started with the small stuff... combat shotgun, got him down to half... fucker mutated, restored all his health and turned into a bigger artis.

pulled out the minigun, 1k rounds later switched to the turbo laser rifle.
got him down to 1/10th life... mutated YET AGAIN. this time he blew up when he mutated and thats when he turned into the master mkII
so I had to go thru and beat out one of his eyes, and testicles... er... tentacles... and then pound in his face with a new gun they made, i forget what its called but its bad ass.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 10:18 pm

Presto wrote:the final baddy is Artis the Mutant general

OMG WHAT A SHOCK!

They were posting screenshots of the final boss battle with Arty the Muttie 3-4 months before the game was actually released.

I'm going to have to buy this game; it's just so horrible that its a collector's item.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 10:22 pm

Menno wrote:I'm going to have to buy this game; it's just so horrible that its a collector's item.

Yeah, I can imagine it'll have some kitsch value in a few years. Sort of like Plan Nine From Outer Space.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 10:27 pm

atoga wrote:Yeah, I can imagine it'll have some kitsch value in a few years. Sort of like Plan Nine From Outer Space.

Definately. That and the fact that I can use it to lure young teenage boys into my home:

"LITTLE BOYZ CUM INSIDE, WOOD U LIKE TO SEE BOOBIES?!?!"

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:16 pm

What candy not working anymore? Maybe you would get better resultsif you tried using a copy of Hustler?

I'll buy it too, as soon as it gets to $5, lowest price I saw on Ebaywas for $35 and it's for the PS2, I've got Xbox, oh well.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:36 am

Is the word "a.n.d" being changed to "or"?

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:43 am

No I got a new keyboard and I'm still getting used to the keys, they don't click like my old one did, especially the space key.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 1:57 am

Actually, it was being changed from "and" to "or"...So I bitched, and now I'm a Perpetual SDF.

As for the game...Think it will be a "Platinum Hit" in a few months? Seems like a lot of newer games are all of a sudden turned into hits and sold for $19. I don't know anyone that bought Tony Hawk 4, but it's on the cheap-rack.

Saint_Proverbius · Post by **Saint_Proverbius** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:07 am

Menno wrote:I'm going to have to buy this game; it's just so horrible that its a collector's item.

I'd recommend waiting a few months for it to hit the bargain bin. No sense in rewarding Interplay for making this lump of shit.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 3:20 am

Does the game really come with condoms? Seriously..

Rosh · Post by **Rosh** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:25 am

Man...so many parents are going to be accused of child molestation when they accidentally buy their kid this game and the child is later found in a fetal position, whimpering out "Bat touch! Bad touch!"

chrisbeddoes · Post by **chrisbeddoes** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 4:29 am

ExtremeDrinker wrote:Does the game really come with condoms? Seriously..

No just the press kit.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 5:46 am

Oh that's good, they would probably break and I don't want to get my carpet pregnant.

"Fallout Brand Condoms, the Firestone of the contraceptive world."