Who is TEH SECKRET PLAYA?!

Ozrat · Post by **Ozrat** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 7:30 pm

Sup guys?

I'm trying to help us expose all the SPOILERS for FO:E, so why not post threads where visitors can find out all of the secrets in one spot?

So who is the MISTARY MAN?!?!?!?

Is it Harold, PIPBoy, or some shitty ghoul?

Presto · Post by **Presto** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 8:33 pm

the three character options u got to start with?

that ghoul is cain, harold is in it, but theres a mission where u got to find his arm.

Oh, I ran across the original vault dweller, in his early 50s. He's the one that tells you how to get from Carbon to Los.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:15 pm

Los what? Los Angeles is in the game? I wouldn't mind seeing Dodger's Stadium lying in smoking ruin... And wtf is Carbon?

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:25 pm

carÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â·bon Pronunciation Key (kÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¤rbn)
n.

1. Symbol C A naturally abundant nonmetallic element that occurs in many inorganic and in all organic compounds, exists freely as graphite and diamond and as a constituent of coal, limestone, and petroleum, and is capable of chemical self-bonding to form an enormous number of chemically, biologically, and commercially important molecules. Atomic number 6; atomic weight 12.011; sublimation point above 3,500Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â°C; boiling point 4,827Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â°C; specific gravity of amorphous carbon 1.8 to 2.1, of diamond 3.15 to 3.53, of graphite 1.9 to 2.3; valence 2, 3, 4.

But anywho, that's just me being a smartass.

Anyway, I'm sure anyone who visits here and is playing the game isn't going to tell us about how spiffy it is, I hope they are that smart. I don't mind if you like the game, retards need to have fun too, and those damn safety scissors just don't cut it sometimes*, but when you come in here and start telling us about it, well it's time we just put you out of your misery.

Still no cheat codes though, but I'm willing to bet that at least one of them will have something to do with breasts, possibly one to make them bigger.

What is the plot anyway? Something about supermutants stealing the Brotherhood's copy of Juggs Magazine?

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:38 pm

that ghoul is cain, harold is in it, but theres a mission where u got to find his arm.

How would Harold lose his arm? He had it in Fallout 2.

Oh, I ran across the original vault dweller, in his early 50s. He's the one that tells you how to get from Carbon to Los.

The original Vault Dweller? Shouldn't he be in Arroyo right about now?

Sounds not too well thought out from the sounds of things.

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:26 am

Franz_Schubert wrote:Los what? Los Angeles is in the game? I wouldn't mind seeing Dodger's Stadium lying in smoking ruin... And wtf is Carbon?

Carbon is an ugly (thanks to low-res textures) texas gulch lookin' town with a really big warehouse filled with radscorpions and Fallout 1 posters (honest) and a desert filled with bottomless pits. The inhabitants have overdone southern accents, and as you would expect from a Fallout game, there's oil spills all over the place.

As for Los. Nope. Just Los. It's prounounced in the game as "Loss." Makes you wonder what the fuck the point of the one "s" is.

Anyhow, hidden characters:

-- A blonde in what looks like a vault suit. She's identical to the other chick ability wise, the only difference being that she has a 10 AC bonus. Apparently she's a character that shows up later in the game, but for whatever reason, you unlock her early on. I don't plan on sticking around long enough to see her.

-- Rhombus. He's in the game, and he's a hidden character. I don't know anything else.

-- Vault Dweller. He's voiced by the same guy who does Raziel from the Soul Reaver games, and he appears, for whatever reason, in Carbon, a place that's on the other side of the country from Arroyo. He's apparently the last guy you can unlock.

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:30 am

atoga wrote:How would Harold lose his arm? He had it in Fallout 2.

Actually, and don't stop me if you've heard this one, you have to (well, it's optional) find his three missing body parts: his eye, his leg, and his toe. He snaps 'em on, thanks you, and pays you like 600 bottle caps.

He looks like shit by the way. His character model is <i>really</i> ugly. His voice is off too. It's obviously not the same actor, and whoever it is, the actor's voice sounds treated, making him sound like something out of a gumby cartoon.

The original Vault Dweller? Shouldn't he be in Arroyo right about now?

Sounds not too well thought out from the sounds of things.

Oops. Didn't read this before I'd made my post. Well, I agree with ya.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:34 am

Bottomless pits? They used that tired old shit? Bottomless pits? Fuck, couldn't they come up with something better than a fucking bottomless pit? A hole with rebar shafts stuck into the ground maybe?

The blonde has big cans, doesn't she? And when you say "Vault Suit" you mean "Vault Thong and Vault Tittie Tassles," Right?

Keep it coming, this stuff is great.

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 1:50 am

airsoft guy wrote:Bottomless pits? They used that tired old shit? Bottomless pits? Fuck, couldn't they come up with something better than a fucking bottomless pit? A hole with rebar shafts stuck into the ground maybe?

It's weird and makes things surreal -- like you're playing a game of Toe Jam 'n Earl or Zombies Ate my Neighbors.

The blonde has big cans, doesn't she? And when you say "Vault Suit" you mean "Vault Thong and Vault Tittie Tassles," Right?

Not as big as with Jane, the Raider Matron (the Betty Page abomination) who's every bit as vulgar and "retarted" (for lack of a better word) as we'd assumed: talks like a phone sex operator, every word out of her mouth is innuendo, etc.

I'm looking at the outfit now, and it's some wierd bodysuit variation with elbow, knee, and shoulder pads. I don't know what it's all about.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:00 am

You can't figure out why a skank in FO: BOS has knee pads? HURHURHUR FOR SUCKING DICK LIKE THIS GAME DUZ K THNX

Anyways--what IS the general jist of the plot; outside of shoot or fuck anything that moves, anyway.

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:32 am

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:46 am

While I don't really pay attention to a lot of the dialogue because its bad, childish, and thinks it's being damn cool all at the same time, and I'm not terribly far into the game, I'll just summarize what's happened so far (this gets really long... sorry):

Your character is a Brotherhood initiate. Your paritcular character's background isn't mentioned in the game, so you have to look it up in the instructions (something I haven't yet done). Your task is to find a group of Brotherhood paladins who've for whatever reason wandered into this town, Carbon. When you get there, you're greeted by a very poorly animated scene showing you that the raiders have taken over the town. The Raider Matron instructs the raiders to do stuff, and orders the two remaining "big, sexy hunks" to follow her. The raiders that didn't follow her all pile into the town bar. Your first quest is to kill all of the raiders in the bar, because the game tells you that no one in this "shit-hole" will talk to you until you've done so.

After you do, you're to go to the mayor and ask him about the paladins. He says he'll tell you if you clear the town's warehouse of radscoprions. Now, this part is as if the rad scorpion cave outside of shady sands in the beginning of Fallout was four "floors" big and had a boss fight at the end. This part is much too long and damn boring. Okay, you beat it, you're now given a key to the gulch of botomless pits. You wade through that and find your way into a cave. Inside the cave it's "OMG betrayal" as you must now fight the mayor who throws grenades at you as raiders pile in the room and get blown up by them (dumb AI). I don't really remember why this occurs, but obviously the mayor is working with the raiders to some extent, and I believe the Brotherhood paladins have supposedly left Carbon at this point. Okay, so you kill the mayor, who, because he's dealing with explosives, has his corpse explode. This explosion is somehow powerful enough to make the cave collapse (cheap looking rocks cave in from the sealing as you're leaving), and the gulch outside shake violently until you return back to town.

I'm going to try and cut this short.

Okay, you get back and now everything is out of control! The bartender has been set on fire! Raiders are now brutalizing civilians and the whore, the, the town doctor, and the Vault Dweller (who you'd find in the bar) have sought refuge in the warehouse! The trader, Jessie (?) stands outside by a corner for your convenience. All right. More tedious bullshit ensues -- you have to hunt down 40 or so raiders per area and only after killing all of them, can you enter the warehouse ("let me in, bitch!" your frustrated character says). Once you do, you go after the Raider Matron, as that's the only way this madness will ever end. This takes a while, and when you reach Jane, you see that she's secretly dealing with the Mutants who you later learn are headed for the Ghoul town, Los which is also where you'll find the paladins. You kill her and return to the warehouse where the Vault Dweller who takes you to Los.

In Los, you find a cult of ghouls who imprison and sacrifice humans. Before I'd last stopped, I ran into their 10 ft. tall leader, who has imprisoned Rhombus. I had to fight him in typical "boss fight" fashion. I died twice because he runs at you with his sword, and the game doesn't really let you defend yourself in any way. We'll see if I play again. Hmph.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:04 am

There's no way I'm reading all that. I'm 100% sure it could be summed up in about 5 sentences though.

Foldy · Post by **Foldy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:06 am

Yeah, I don't blame you.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:23 am

You're a Brotherhood weenie, they send you to find some of your weenie buddies in a town, the town has sexy raiders with giant titties, nobody talks to you until you kill the raiders, kill the raiders, then there's radscopions, so you have to kill them, then the mayor betrays you with grenades and such, you kill him and then there's a 10 foot tall mutant with a sword and that's about when my mind went blank because I've never seen a 10 foot tall Ghoul with a sword in Fallout. Too many radiation movies from the 50's if you ask me.

Still no cheat codes though.

Presto · Post by **Presto** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:16 am

after u beat dickhead, the next part is whats a pain in the ass. You got to fight exploding ghouls.. it sucks.

Anyway right now im entering a vault right below Los. Update later.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:46 am

kant weit dewd.

Menno · Post by **Menno** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:46 am

...and as you would expect from a Fallout game, there's oil spills all over the place.

Oil spills? Haha, wasn't the global war in the original Fallout due to the fact there there was a LACK of petroleum/oil?

Anyhow, hidden characters:

-- A blonde in what looks like a vault suit.

How big is her cup-size? [jerking off repeatedly] OMG I can't wait until you tell me!

-- Rhombus. He's in the game, and he's a hidden character.

Rhombus was at the very least in his late 40's to early 50's in the original Fallout when you come across him. So if the Vault Dweller is in his 50's when you come across him in FOBOS [he was between 20-35 in the original Fallout right?]; so that would make Rhombus around 65-70 years old. OMG I can't wait to play as an old fart. If he's that old, he'd be better off staying Hidden.

with a really big warehouse filled with radscorpions...

Pretty original stuff. What exactly do Radscorpions eat in an empty warehouse? Cardboard boxes? Radscorpions don't exactly have the same diet as rats do...but then again no one at Interplay bothered to check up on that when they were copying and pasting their storyline from Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance.

You got to fight exploding ghouls..

Fucking Palestinian ghouls...is there a way to bulldoze their settlements?

find a cult of ghouls who imprison and sacrifice humans

Aztec ghouls? AWESOME!!! Haha, are they like fucking M & M's or something, that come in different varieties?

Anyway, thanks to the both of you guys for posting info on this game, it must have been extremely painful playing through it.

airsoft guy wrote:Still no cheat codes though, but I'm willing to bet that at least one of them will have something to do with breasts, possibly one to make them bigger.

That and the infamous BIG HEAD code...and no, I'm not talking about the head on your shoulders!

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:20 am

Well, you know what they say about a man with a giant head and long ass arms, don't you? He's probably got that shitty excuse for a code "DK Mode" on. I can't believe that shit had to be unlocked in Goldeneye, and FOBOS is shitty enough that it would think a 5-6 year old games shitty code ideas would be cutting edge today, of course 5-6 years ago most of the target audience was watching Power Rangers and still wearing underwear with cartoon characters on them. Hell, 6 years ago I was their target audience. Damn, has it been that long? I'm getting old.

Canis Lupus · Post by **Canis Lupus** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 9:33 am

airsoft guy wrote:...still wearing underwear with cartoon characters on them.

Yes, and in six years time, just like us, they won't wear any underwear at all. They'll be able to do the Mr Bean dance and hear a repeating 'thwap' noise.

Do boxer shorts with dragons on them count? If so, what if they worn on the outside? Would they still be considered underwear in that case?