Teh Herpes

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:54 am

This is what my crotch feels like right now...

Always wear a condom, people...I can't stress this enough.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:56 am

All I've got to say is "woah".

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:17 am

haha newb3 UR A NEWBI#!!11 U FXED WITOUT LATEX HAH?AHA OMG PAIN U FOR U!

Kashluk · Post by **Kashluk** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 7:08 am

Shit happens, mate.
Better cut that thing off before it spreads, yo.

The Gaijin · Post by **The Gaijin** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:17 am

The picture makes me laugh, because despite how graphic is the guy's face is just all "muh."

Uh, sorry about your dick, though.

Shino · Post by **Shino** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:03 am

*ouch* looks painful, hey keep us informed about it's changes, you know, when it starts to grow eyes and legs and such

(maybe you should see a doc for some kind of salve or so. )

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:57 am

I don't really have herpes...My girlfriend and I had an all weekend fuck fest, and I didn't shower...So my penis has like...I dunno...Trench foot..

Either that, or it's molting/shedding skin so it can become bigger?

All I know is that this shit itches.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:30 pm

Perhaps you could wash it.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:36 pm

Owwie. It's like goatse, but from the front end?

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:39 pm

ExtremeDrinker wrote:I don't really have herpes...My girlfriend and I had an all weekend fuck fest, and I didn't shower...So my penis has like...I dunno...Trench foot..

Either that, or it's molting/shedding skin so it can become bigger?

All I know is that this shit itches.

You fucked so much the skin came off but then you kept on going? Wtf omg wo.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 4:45 am

*snip*

My penis is a bit better today...The skin is still coming off in sheets around the head...But it's not swollen or sore anymore...And it doesn't itch..

Advice if this happens to you:

Don't use anti-biotic creams, or any sort of cream whatsoever. Moisture is not your penis's friend.

Don't masturbate.

Go to a doctor if it gets really bad, but using baby powder seems to dry things up.

Don't masturbate.

Wrap your penis up in a few sheets of TP..And tape it on so the paper doesn't fall off and go down your pants leg.

Don't masturbate.

Don't let your girlfriend give you a handjob, either..She doesn't know that even though your skin is coming off, your penis can't handle the normal rigors of a good handjob.

Don't masturbate.

Take pictures.

Tell your ex girlfriends about your current sexual exploits as something like "Me and ...... fucked so much this weekend that my penis is falling apart."

Tell your friends. "Me and ...... fucked so much this weekend that my penis is falling apart."

Don't masturbate.

Tell your boss so you get special treatment.

Don't masturbate.

Tell everyone on DAC "Me and ...... fucked so much this weekend that my penis is falling apart." and illustrate your point with a gruesome picture.

Don't masturbate.

Forty-six & Two · Post by **Forty-six & Two** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:25 am

ExtremeDrinker wrote:*snip*

My penis is a bit better today...The skin is still coming off in sheets around the head...But it's not swollen or sore anymore...And it doesn't itch..

Advice if this happens to you:

Don't use anti-biotic creams, or any sort of cream whatsoever. Moisture is not your penis's friend.

Don't masturbate.

Go to a doctor if it gets really bad, but using baby powder seems to dry things up.

Don't masturbate.

Wrap your penis up in a few sheets of TP..And tape it on so the paper doesn't fall off and go down your pants leg.

Don't masturbate.

Don't let your girlfriend give you a handjob, either..She doesn't know that even though your skin is coming off, your penis can't handle the normal rigors of a good handjob.

Don't masturbate.

Take pictures.

Tell your ex girlfriends about your current sexual exploits as something like "Me and ...... fucked so much this weekend that my penis is falling apart."

Tell your friends. "Me and ...... fucked so much this weekend that my penis is falling apart."

Don't masturbate.

Tell your boss so you get special treatment.

Don't masturbate.

Tell everyone on DAC "Me and ...... fucked so much this weekend that my penis is falling apart." and illustrate your point with a gruesome picture.

Don't masturbate.

Note taken.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:51 pm

You could try using sun-burn stuff, as it sounds similair? But usually when you apply cream and it burns, you can't do much about it.

The safest thing is just not to touch it much, wait about a week and be careful when you go for a piss. Also don't bother with a bath, walking around or masturbating. Having a shower and sitting around is alright though?

I haven't had full abrasions yet, but my dick usually gets injured every 2 months? It's got less painful and regular now though, so hye perhaps it's over :DD

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:01 am

I went to the doctor today..He prescribed Econazole Nitrate Cream 1%...Same thing you put on Athlete's Foot.

Apparently this is contageous, too..So I didn't have to do anything at work...Aside from the burning penis, this is pretty cool.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:59 am

So you weren't worried when the skin started falling off your cock?

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 3:51 pm

What do you mean "Don't masturbate"? Make some sense man!

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 4:39 pm

I had something similar happen 5 years ago, but it was just because of too much sex, and it went away after two days...I figured the same thing was going on here...But it just got worse and worse instead of better and gone.

As for the medicine...I put some in my belly button just for the hell of it...There's no belly button stink this morning. Maybe if I rub it on my ass, my shit will smell like flowers? Did I mention I like to experiment with medications?

And masturbation apparently spreads this...So not only does the skin come off in our hand when you touch it, but it also spreads to your hands, and anything you touch will have the shit all over it until it's disinfected. So yeah...Don't masturbate...I know it's a weird and foreign idea...But sometimes for the betterment of your penis, it's a good idea to just not touch.

Did I mention that this won't go away for 2 weeks? Yeah...Just a fun fact from my doctor. You'd think there would be faster working medications by now..It probably would have healed on its own in 2 weeks.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 6:43 pm

if your girlfriend gave you a hand-job, won't she have that shit on her hand too?

btw: LOLOLOL

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 7:01 pm

Your dick skin comes off in your hand?

That's not normal dude.....Maybe try lotion or something?

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:32 pm

your penis got fallouted?

all i know is walking by 3 public schools with an uncontrollable boner isn't kewl...