Duck and Cover

Yeah yeah I know, F:BOS 1 isn't even out yet; but if Interplay can make a sequel to a game before the first one is even out, I can make a fucking thread about the sequel before the game comes out. Post your predictions as to what the sequel will contain, such as racist ethnic stereotypes, massive atomic weapons with particle effects, when Interplay will close it's doors, or even lame ass changes to the Fallout canon. As a bonus, I will personally pay $8 dollars to the person who draws concept art (based on his outrageous predictions for the sequel) that comes closest to what the "professionals" at Interflaw come up with when they show concept art for their sequel.


*I'm not responsible for Interplay tanking long before F:BOS 2 ships, which we all know is damn fucking likely.

Well, I'm going to say that somewhere on the box it will have the word "swell guy" probably not on the front, maybe the back or the inside cover, or "bitch", double points if it's "swell guy bitch." There will obviously be a woman with breasts the size of my head, and I assure you, I have a fat Irish Conan O'Brien type head. It's also quite possible she wont be wearing anything more than a soiled thong, it will say "Tuesday" but that Tuesday is 20 years too late. Time to change those, and put on something that's going to do something for you. It still amazes me how "perfect" women are still around after an atomic holocaust. You would think all the plastic surgeons would be dead, since they reside in the cities, which were turned into big heaps of melted glass and shadows that used to be people.

Also, the first thousand copies will probably be shipped with a rubber vagina, perhaps because it's going to be soooo good that you'll have to start humping something before your testicles explode, you know, since FOBOS is "better than sex," or an even better reason would be a metaphor for how badly Intersuck fucked Fallout fans. See, they'll feel sorry for not leaving us with a smile after they take our money, and they'll spend the extra $1.50 to toss in a molded piece of plastic that vaguely resembles a vagina, with what you hope is doll hair glued to it, but it's not, that's sewer rat hair, doll hair was an extra fifteen cents.

Now, in FOBOS2 they have to put in an Arab cab driver who doesn't speak English, an elderly Asian man with a liquor store and a temper, a bunch of napping Mexicans, a Rabbi that swindles you, and a drunk Irish guy who's always wanting to fight, his name will be Paddy, or Patrick, and his last name will start with an "O" or a "Mc."

Now, about the picture, I'll probably have one for you tomorrow.

The plot of Fallout: BOS 2 in its entirity.

You start off as a mexican named Ramon who steals constantly, a big black guy name Tyrone who rapes white women, or a white woman name Maella who moonlights as a stripper/ninja. It starts as you've just defended your vault (it's what they call an outpost of Brotherhood of Steel members)from a dozen technicolor SUPER MUTIES with a chainrailnailbadass gun x40GT while wearing your totally cooldude garbagepail armor. (if you pick Maella, your only available armour is skank dresses and nipple tassles and you have to fuck everything to death)

From here you find out that the Brotherhood of Steel is being run by SUPER GHOULS trying to steal your power armors so they can take over the wastes and create New Ghoultown. So, you go across the wastes picking up HARDCORE weapons like the vibro-plunger and fighting bitchin' enemies like giant fire breathing winged deathclaws that are covered in bright pink scales or the rats that are the size of your upper torso and shoot guns, until the final battle against the SUPER GHOUL himself, the Master from Fallout 1! It turns out that after Fallout 1 he turned into a ghoul and used FEV to turn everyone else in the Wasteland into ghouls. But, after you beat him (with your turbo plasma rifle HARDCORE) you make everything better with the power of love! (or rape/fucking, depending on the character).

This all takes place twenty years after the bombs drop, some six days after Fallout 1 and 30 weeks after Fallout 2. I have too much fucking time on my hands.

FALLOUT BROTHER HOOD OF SUCK 2k4: DER KOMMISAR

ok will the 8 dollars be with pay pal?

iohkus wrote:FALLOUT BROTHER HOOD OF SUCK 2k4: DER KOMMISAR

ok will the 8 dollars be with pay pal?

Either Money Order or Paypal. But it's too early to claim victory yet...and by the way, if I were you I'd copyright that artwork. Haha, I wouldn't be surprised if Interplay stole it since they canned half their company, they probably don't even have artists anymore!

I think tomorrow I'll do a back cover and an inside cover.

FOBOS2 will be exactly the same as FOBOS1. Do you know why? Simple.

IT'S THE SAME GAME CUT IN HALF! Team Chuck made FOBOS, but rather than release that, Interplay decided to cut the game in half and release two games--making people pay full price twice for one game. Fortunately for Interplay, the kind of people who'd buy FOBOS in the first place are this stupid, so it's cool. Well, except for the fact that IPLY won't last long enough to get FOBOS on shelves.

The agony lies in the fact that

PEOPLE WILL REALLY BUY IT!!!

Hide the kids!

Spazmo wrote:IT'S THE SAME GAME CUT IN HALF!

Very Kill Bill. I suppose Chucky reckons himself to be the Tarantino nouveau, eh?

Here's what I think the back cover will look like.

Haha, great stuff! If F:BOS 2 were actually like this, I'd buy it just for laughs. I knew those Jews were always after my caps!!

And here's the inside cover, you will notice the Klansmen have their fingers on their triggers, that's because they are stupid.

Bahh that would be too good.

People need to be informed about this pos that pretends to be a fallout.


http://fmf.knightcommand.net/index.php? ... obos#intro


Here is written everything that is wrong with this fallout brotherhood wannabe.

The Gaijin wrote:The plot of Fallout: BOS 2 in its entirity.

You start off as a mexican named Ramon who steals constantly, a big black guy name Tyrone who rapes white women, or a white woman name Maella who moonlights as a stripper/ninja. It starts as you've just defended your vault (it's what they call an outpost of Brotherhood of Steel members)from a dozen technicolor SUPER MUTIES with a chainrailnailbadass gun x40GT while wearing your totally cooldude garbagepail armor. (if you pick Maella, your only available armour is skank dresses and nipple tassles and you have to fuck everything to death)

From here you find out that the Brotherhood of Steel is being run by SUPER GHOULS trying to steal your power armors so they can take over the wastes and create New Ghoultown. So, you go across the wastes picking up HARDCORE weapons like the vibro-plunger and fighting bitchin' enemies like giant fire breathing winged deathclaws that are covered in bright pink scales or the rats that are the size of your upper torso and shoot guns, until the final battle against the SUPER GHOUL himself, the Master from Fallout 1! It turns out that after Fallout 1 he turned into a ghoul and used FEV to turn everyone else in the Wasteland into ghouls. But, after you beat him (with your turbo plasma rifle HARDCORE) you make everything better with the power of love! (or rape/fucking, depending on the character).

This all takes place twenty years after the bombs drop, some six days after Fallout 1 and 30 weeks after Fallout 2. I have too much fucking time on my hands.

I love it