NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:51 pm

It's every college student's worst nightmare! Google died!

"There is no website configured at this address." WTF? What's this "cPanel" shit? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

EDIT: OMG, they got Lycos too!!!

EDIT #2: By popular demand, I've shortened the thread title.

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:52 pm

It appears to be working for me?

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:53 pm

atoga wrote:It appears to be working for me?

Bastard!

Ssss...seriously? It "works" for you? Wha... what have I done do deserve no Google?

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:54 pm

When something fails, try, try again. It's working just fine...

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:00 pm

I've been trying and trying! It's not working! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

This is all I get!

EDIT: Well, DogPile works. Too bad DP = poo.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:01 pm

Huh? It seems to work for me unless I am dreaming?!? Take it easy Joe, a nice deep breath and a 6-pack should do the trick...

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:05 pm

Maybe Google decided you were pure evil or something? (not that I would know)

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:06 pm

fuck google.
use alltheweb.com instead

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:07 pm

I've rebooted my computer twice, and it STILL DON'T WORK!!!

How am I supposed to do research on the effects of not getting enough sleep if I CAN'T USE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE?!!??!?

Tingel Tangel · Post by **Tingel Tangel** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:10 pm

On one of all the semi-useful searchengines on the web, besides Google perhaps?

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:13 pm

trythebill wrote:fuck google.
use alltheweb.com instead

AlltheWeb wrote:Currently searching 3,151,743,117 web pages

Well, I'll be damned! This thing is actually pretty good! Thanks!

*sob* But, still, I miss Google...

Ghetto Goose · Post by **Ghetto Goose** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:14 pm

Thought #1:

Your title is too goddamn long.

Thought #2:

You have some kinda weird program running with IE. Or something.

Weirdo.

SuperH · Post by **SuperH** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:21 pm

Yeah, it's just some problem with your ISP I'll bet. Wait a while and then it'll work again?

Mandalorian FaLLouT GoD · Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:39 pm

google pwns you max, it works for me.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:04 pm

use a proxy or something, just CALM THE FUCK DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE! ITS ALRIGHT AHEHJJEOMG

requiem_for_a_starfury · Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:09 pm

He He a new record for MV's thread titles

. Google is working fine for me, must be punishment for not updating your site more often.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:12 pm

Ghetto Goose wrote:Thought #1:

Your title is too goddamn long.

Someone edit the goddamn title soon. Or phone Batman, either one.

You should of tried Yahoo, the search engine runs on the same thing as Google.

Wolfman Walt · Post by **Wolfman Walt** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:39 pm

Ugh, maybe try to find out what this C-Pannel is? Wait wait, I think I found ze solution. Apperantly there is a virus going around that modifies a file called "Hosts". Other then that its harmless. Anyways, this modification redirects your google page to the C-Pannel thingy. Easy fix is to search for Hosts on your computer (try in c:/windows or c:/winnt) and either open it and delete all the redirect stuff, or (some people have suggested, make a backup if you choose this course) delete it outright. You'll know if you have a problem with it as it is supposed to be 1kb when untampered. Apperantly it becomes 4kb when tampered with, so thats a dead give away.

That <b>should</b> fix it, but if not try searching for the virus which should be called Qhosts-1.

If all else fails, M$ apperantly has a solution <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/security/secur ... 03-040.asp"> here. </A>

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:28 pm

disable proxy?

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:54 pm

Try adaware or some other ad-remover...

Lately it seems a lot of comps are hit by "Can't reach google?" Messages...

Otherwise, like Wolfman says, it's probably a virus...