Are you ready?

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 6:31 pm

Yeah, but none of us have ever beein the situation, we will never know what we will use unless it actually happens, I would not bring eletrical appliances or things of sentimental value only thinkgs I really need. That is one hell of an awesome sounding bike, by the way. Also it couldn't hurt, all of my things can fit on me in pockets and carried in a bag. Prety easy to carry if you ask me.

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 7:12 pm

This isn't about a nuclear war, this is just crazy talk about society colapsing, it's a fun idea but I doubt highly that it will happen, but if it did happen you wouldn't really have to leave your house or your area because it wasn't an atomic war so no need to fear the Radioactive Boogieman. So if you don't leave your house you can have 200 pounds of survival gear, or even 2,000 pounds if you like.

A flare gun is a really good survival idea, if you can't get hold of a firearm a flare gun will do in a pinch and you don't need a permit for them and no one will ask why you need it. It probably wont kill them but it will distract them long enough to escape or allow someone else tp sneak up and shank the bastard. I don't need to worry about that, we've got firearms and sharp things and all the survival gear we need.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 7:15 pm

Actually flares are extremely hot, it may not kill them, you're right, but it would hurt like hell. And if society collapsed I would take it as a sign to leave my home and go on crazy adventures like Mad Max. I'd rather be a nomad then stay in one place and wait for someone to come and trash my house.

Slave_Master · Post by **Slave_Master** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 7:20 pm

I have enough land to grow animals and food and whatnot, so food isn't as big of an issue. I could still live in my house and just shoot whoever comes after me.

But if I needed to bug the hell out of the place, I'd have an M14 and an 1911 plus a bunch of ammo, and some food and a car with plenty of gas. Most supplies I need I'd steal from other people.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 7:59 pm

I just read all of this. I think the first poster means Ford Prefect.

anyways, i'd just the standard food supplies and shit, maybe a GameBoy and a book or two for the entertainment stuff.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:03 pm

I thin only the essentials for survival are necessary. Books and gameboys would be a disrtaction.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:07 pm

distraction from what? lying on your ass waiting for death?

apocalypse would be a good time to catch up on some reading

since there likely won't be any electricity, you'd have all the fucking time in the world, unless you really showed initiative and tried to farm but most of us here are too fucking stupid and lazy to know how to farm or harvest

so we'll be sitting on our asses under a tree half the day either whacking off or reading a book when were not eating peaches from a can

fuck you inviso-ass-monkey

fuck you all

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:08 pm

Entertainment is an essential, without it you go mad and start killing people. Remeber the Mushroom People? You don't have anything to do and they come after you.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:12 pm

dude that's why i said i'd pack 1 kg of shrooms

that's like fucking how many trips? 2 g / trip

that's uh 500 trips? 4 hours long, they'd more than substitute for movies / tv

but i don't think u can trip 2 days in a row with shrooms just like acid

whatever, then pack some ether.

drugs will replace entertainment, just like how they did for those crazy mayan mexicans back way when

fuck, the best entertainment would be a pussy though so before u bug out convince some girl that your her best chance for survival and she'd be like "LAWL, KTHX!"

pwnage.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:14 pm

Ok, well I'd rather try to survive then read a book, unlesws it is a survival book. Also I would have the all knowing WILSON as my entertainment.

LlamaGod · Post by **LlamaGod** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:15 pm

I would just kill her and use her tender flesh for my survival.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:18 pm

Charlie don't surf - quote from Apocalypse Now ?

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:54 pm

You know you wouldn't be doing the survival thing all the time, there would be times when you're done for the day and you want something to do besides sleep or screw the dog, I suppose if you banded together with some other people and built a town you could go out to the bar or something like that.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:58 pm

You'd have to build the bar first. And then you'd have to get the oats ad barley ang rain and stuff. And then you'd have to build a brewery. I'd much rather be a loner.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 9:45 pm

iohkus wrote:
so we'll be sitting on our asses under a tree half the day either whacking off or reading a book when were not eating peaches from a can

that's what I do anyway kekeke

but yea, lying around not doing anything would be kewl. If you decided to go back to civilisation you'd have to have a job and shit. JOIN THE RAIDERS TODAY!

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 9:53 pm

yaeh seriously if there were no laws or consequences then i'd probably go on a raping spree, live stock, humans, all the same...

like in clock work orange, i'd lead like a clan of druqies or whatever they called em

CARE FOR A CUP OF THE OLD CHI? omg boner.

trythebill · Post by **trythebill** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:13 pm

iohkus wrote:yaeh seriously if there were no laws or consequences then i'd probably go on a raping spree, live stock, humans, all the same...

like in clock work orange, i'd lead like a clan of druqies or whatever they called em

my bet is you'd get shot pretty damn fast. 280 million firearms in the u.s. leads to a lot of people capable of some pretty good damn self defense.

InvisibleMonkey · Post by **InvisibleMonkey** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:19 pm

There will also be plenty of paranoia to give the people a reason to shoot somebody. Not to mention all the gunstores will be raided. Maybe underground would be the best place to live.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:48 pm

trythebill wrote:
iohkus wrote:yaeh seriously if there were no laws or consequences then i'd probably go on a raping spree, live stock, humans, all the same...

like in clock work orange, i'd lead like a clan of druqies or whatever they called em

280 million firearms in the u.s.

well that's a shame considering i live a few hours away from the american border in lawless toronto

atoga · Post by **atoga** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 10:50 pm

Hey, per capita Canada has nearly as many guns. It's just we don't use 'em as much.