Title for my new action packed comic!--Courtesy of NeonDingo

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:07 am

"Hammer versus the Communist Space Aliens from Marxonia"

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:29 am

I like it, and for some reason it reminds me of this old movie I saw, it was a love story from the 60's set in Germany, some commie pinko hippie type from East Germany falls in love with the teeny bopper Elvis loving daughter of a high ranking official at Coca-Cola in West Germany. Anyways the the Coke guy finds out and has an assistant put a baloon over the exahust pipe of our little worker hero while he's in seeing his lady freind, he then drives back accross the border into East Germany and by this time the baloon is fully inflated and it says something like,"Pinko go home!" Of course the Commie guards see this and have him arrested, of course for some reason they dont shoot him on site. Then the Coke guy sees how much his daughter is hurt by this that he rescues him from the Commies and makes a good little Capitalist out of him. The moral of the story? Don't fuck with Coca-Cola or they will unscrew your head and shit down your neck, you little Communist bastard. I think the name of the movie was "Coca-Cola Makes a Commie their Bitch." Okay that wasn;t the name but it's close enough.

Grey Fil · Post by **Grey Fil** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:46 pm

"Hammer versus the Communist Space Aliens from Marxonia

This title is completly unacceptable for the following reasons:

1- It is a proven fact that the person known as Hammer cannot verse, the simple notion of Hammer versing against something or somebody is completly ridiculous for the only notion that his mind can understand and ANALize is ass-fuck.
2-There are no Communist Space Aliens. Communists in Space are not aliens. Communist Aliens live not in Space. And Space Aliens are not Communists. In fact Communists in Space are trying to return to Earth preferably to a capitalist country. Communist Aliens live generally and for the most part in newly created capitalist countries or preferably in some of the older capitalist countries. And Space Aliens do not have recognizable political parties or even government. The computers manage everything and robots do all the work. The Aliens just play PnP RPGÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s all day round.
3-Marxonia does not exist, the new, correct, official name recognized by the U.N. is now Keynesonia.

And thatÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â´s why I vote NAY.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:54 pm

The only reason you're voting nay is because you're a Communist and wish not to see a beacon of hope and freedom such as myself beating other communists in to the ground and planting an American flag over their disemboweled bodies.

Briosafreak · Post by **Briosafreak** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:07 pm

3-Marxonia does not exist, the new, correct, official name recognized by the U.N. is now Keynesonia.

Good one there

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:20 pm

Well where's the goddamn comic, you fucking liar?

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:46 pm

Hammer wrote:The only reason you're voting nay is because you're a Communist and wish not to see a beacon of hope and freedom such as myself beating other communists in to the ground and planting an American flag over their disemboweled bodies.

How nice. I'll die a thousand times before I am a Communist, same of beying a resident of teh Amerkianers. Your arrogance... Surpasses the french easily, and that's a fact.

Guerillia Warfare 4 life!

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:50 pm

Im a socialist, comrade, so logically i voted nay.

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:35 pm

Call me comrade.

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:06 pm

How 'bout we change the strip to Hammer leading a small band of mercenaries? We could then call the strip "Hammer's Spammers", or something along those lines!

Grey_Fil wrote:...Keynesonia...

Yeah, that's a good one. Unfortunately only a small minority on this board will get that joke. Then again, having just finished Lolita last night I'm all for obscure references.

the guardian wrote:Call me comrade.

Didn't you tell us to call you Ishmael only yesterday? :perplexed:

OTB

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:12 pm

How 'bout we change the strip to Hammer leading a small band of mercenaries? We could then call the strip "Hammer's Spammers", or something along those lines!

Would you join my group of Ultimate Badasses?

OnTheBounce · Post by **OnTheBounce** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:19 pm

Hammer wrote:Would you join my group of Ultimate Badasses?

I am but a scrawny ex-tread-head, whose spine has a slight leftward curve in it due to an accident in my late teen. I am therefore not worthy of joining the Colonial Marines.

OTB

PS "Hammer's Slammers" is a great Sci-Fi tanker novel.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:31 pm

I like the name of the comic so that's all that matters you hippies, anyways.

OTB - I never read that one, but one of my all time favorite Sci-Fi novels has to be "ARMOR." You ever read that?

the guardian · Post by **the guardian** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:33 pm

OnTheBounce wrote:
Didn't you tell us to call you Ishmael only yesterday? :perplexed:

OTB

DON'T GET WITTY WITH ME, MISTER!

P.S
"Hammer's Revenge"/ "Hammer Strikes Back" = Where the money lies.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:54 pm

Hammer's SICKLE BRIGADE

omg very clever u c

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:05 pm

Hey, I'm just fucking around in Photoshop right now. Last one I made I did in MS Paint. Should I color them or do you care?

I like coloring, I've been doing it since Kindergarten really, like when I used to draw the Southern Confederacy versus Nazi Germany.

Edit: Whatever title you guys want go for it. Anyone got any good ideas for a first issue?

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:08 pm

Color it if you want, but I think my title is best for the first issue. Has sort of a sterotypical feel.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:28 pm

It would be sweet to make a movie poster for it or something. I dunno, fucking around in Photoshop is fun, I could probably come up with something pretty good.

<img src=http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/oterowe ... v-mars.jpg>

airsoft guy · Post by **airsoft guy** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:33 pm

Take the question mark off the end so the rest of us shmucks can see it.

Doyle · Post by **Doyle** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:52 pm

You could make it Hammer leading a group of mercenaries and call it Hammer's Spammers and the Invaders from Mars. A great first issue to a great comic series.

Duck and Cover

Title for my new action packed comic!--Courtesy of NeonDingo

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Title for my new action packed comic!--Courtesy of NeonDingo