First off get rid of the mohawk, and any punk rock shit you wear. Go to the nearest grocery store and stuff bags, easy money.Neon Dingo wrote:W00t, I got paid today.
Yup, I get paid $5.15 an hour to make toast.
It's time for me to find a new job.
Anyone have any advice for a 17 year old High School senior looking to get a decent part time job (over minimum wage)?
I sent in applications and completely random places and got nothing back.
What do you do for a living?
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Coincidentally I got rid of my mohawk tonight. It was too much of a hassle to maintain it. Lots of people liked touching it. That pissed me off.First off get rid of the mohawk, and any punk rock shit you wear. Go to the nearest grocery store and stuff bags, easy money.
Also, I don't wear any "punk rock shit."
Grocery stores, I've tried that. Wal-Mart is full of 50 year old laid-off tech support workers and the Albertson's workforce is filled to the brim with white trash NASCAR fanatics.
Prostitution wouldn't be bad, especially if I could get AIDS.
In conclusion, the only options left are a life of crime, prostitution, drug dealing, or martyrdom.
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Sperm banks pay you if you've got a heafty enough load for them...A buddy of mine went to sell his sperm last month..He was turned away because his sperm count is super low. So low the chances of him knocking anyone up are "slim to none"...His fiancee cries everytime he tells this story..Funny stuff.
I'm all about selling bodily fluids..Don't even need a job if you've got enough stuff in you.
I'm all about selling bodily fluids..Don't even need a job if you've got enough stuff in you.
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Damn, im 18 and all I have to do is stand down wind of a teenage girl to get her pregnant... and ive been doing it at home all this time FOR FREE !!!
ug, I'm a part time pizza delivery guy for dominoes, i get 9.50 Au an hour plus another 1.50 each delivery and tips so i cant complain there, i drive around a lot.
ug, I'm a part time pizza delivery guy for dominoes, i get 9.50 Au an hour plus another 1.50 each delivery and tips so i cant complain there, i drive around a lot.
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Sperm banks here require a massive amount of sperm-cells, just another 1 million and theyd've accepted me... So now I go to school and have a free-time job at a gasstation, the worlds most boring place (lousy pay, but hey- I get to do my homework when there aren't any customers!)
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Dingo probably the best job to get which doesn't depend on how you look is a construction laborer. Just as long as you show up and are willing to put in some hard physical labor you can get paid pretty well. At least $10/hr, maybe more. Otherwise landscaping work, cutting grass, etc is always a good choice. There are usually los of large companies looking for dependable people. I would rather work outside than in a store or fast food place any day.