If Fallout were real...

[Neon Dingo]

That cousin being me.

I "tried" to make it. I didn't have nearly enough grease or lard to work with.

Modern soap is full of chemicals and perfumes. It's pretty shitty on the skin sometimes. Irish Spring makes my face peel like crazy. It's the only soap that does it because it smells like a fucking meadow and pine forest combined into one tiny bar.

[InvisibleMonkey]

I think it was best that you didn't, you can get pretty bad chemical burns from lye soap.

[Hammer]

Chemical burns on your wenier?

[airsoft guy]

If all it is is lard and a meadow scent why not just go pour some lard onto a meadow and go rolling around in it?

Anyways back onto the real subject, I just remembered my dad has some books on survival and such and one of them has all sorts of plans for things, like outhouses (there's a lot more to it than digging a hole to shit in), build waterwheels to create power, manualy powered lathes, a homemade forge, a compost shredder, something here about alchemey, an "eco-cabin" or how about a house build of sod? Here's a semi-underground greenhouse, hand operated drill press (that along with the lathe and you could manufacture firearms with other smaller tools that most people already have), and a table loom, amongst many other things that would be useful in a PA situation.

[InvisibleMonkey]

Yeah, but the only problem would be the water source.

[Hammer]

I know how to make a barbeque grill out of a .50cal Ammo Can, wire, and a big fucking stick or tent post.

[Megatron]

If you don't shower your natural body oils make yourself not smell to yourself, and you don't care about other people's smell. Or something.