Behavioral modification for "troublesome" teens

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Porcu, you sound like you're just trying too hard to get this thread sent right into the Wasteland where it can sit side by side with Kashluk's most annoying thread ever written. I know you are.
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Hammer wrote:
And if they were still "troubled" afterwards, you can always fast rope them into some Third World firefight where they could exorcise their teen angst in a productive manner against the enemies of the Free World...

Sounds like a win-win solution to me, Hammer!
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Simple question of supply and demand, my friend. The US has plenty of troubled teens and needs lots of light infantry for current and future conflicts. Turning A into B makes a lot of sense and the ones that can't hack it can always be made into Jarheads!
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yea give a bunch of johnpnps friends guns, they'd probably end up talking to it and have sex with it and cry when it rejects them and stuff
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porcu wrote:i'm not baiting any fucking flame you piece of goatshit. i'm calling Rex and idiot, which he is and it's very important that such information be available to society. (even though it's pretty obvious)
name calling is flamebaiting, unless you have a valid point to make ON-TOPIC just fuck off porcu, we dont need to be told rex is a jackass, we have an IRC channel dedicated to that.
Simple question of supply and demand, my friend. The US has plenty of troubled teens and needs lots of light infantry for current and future conflicts. Turning A into B makes a lot of sense and the ones that can't hack it can always be made into Jarheads!
plus its great for the economy, arming angsty teens takes guns, ammo, clothing etc meaning jobs for the other half of the teens/illegal immigrants, which means they get paid minimal wage, which goes to drug dealers, which eventually goes right back into the pocket of ol' uncle sam
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I don't think handing troubled teens an A2 is a good idea, I've got my freind Steve and his brother is a total assclown, apperently he joined the Army and was supposed to go off for basic training back in December but he never went, he somehow got out of it because he found a job or something, and then shit started disapearing from their house, including various firearms and were instead replaced with lame excuses. Mond you if my kids were stealing my shit I'd kick their ass out and cut them off and then install a steel cage around my house and hire armed guards to hide in the tree house.

Point is Steve's brother is an assclown who whouldn't be trusted with a pair of saftey scissors because he'll probably threaten you with them and then pawn them off for drugs. A plus to him is that he can't get hurt, he's been whacked on the head so many times it dosn't phase him. Steve, on the other hand, was never right after that hammer fell on his head in the second grade. He's the lovable kind of dumb though, the kind you can have fun with.
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i really don't understand why do parents need to do that, unless they care a shit about their son to even talk to him even to know if he is still alive. rich families must be like that, otherwise this tranquility bay wouldn't even exist. still is surreal. should i think, only in america? good lord...

if u see ur son behaving like that, just beat him, like the old times. cheaper and gives u the satisfaction of being a caring father!!

sending them to a thirld world firefight is not advisable, they'll lose the battle.
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You know what this reminds me of... a Roald Dahl novel ;)
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I'd like to sponser this operation, and turn it into a fab, nay, a must-have thing!
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Re: Behavioral modification for "troublesome" teen

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Neon Dingo wrote:There is a facility in Jamaica known as Tranquility Bay that will reprogram your troublesome teenage son or daughter into a lobotomized slug for a mere $40,000.

Rich Americans that are too lazy to whip some discipline into their children send their 11-18 year old offspring to this place and have them go through a series of psychological brainwashing sessions and are not released until the kid understands why they are there and if they agree that they are supposed to be there and that they would have died without the help of Tranquility.
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This is totally sick stuff... Doesn't this, like, violate every single international law about personal freedom or something?
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Post by Ernesto »

That was my thought. Is it better for a person to be evil that to be forced to be good? What ever happened to fucking free will?

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Well if you have a milidly rebelious teen when you decide to send them there you'll either get one Schizofrenic teen or a serial killer when they get back, either way they'll be fucked up.
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Post by Ernesto »

I read the first article and some of Part 2. It sounds like the Gulag Archipeligo.
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