Remember the Star Wars Kid?

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:26 pm

He was ambushed by fellow students, not personal friends. These guys were prolly aware of his fascination for starwars mimicking and plotted to catch some of it on tape.

swordinstone · Post by **swordinstone** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 7:26 pm

bloodbathmaster2 wrote:The kid's a fucking coward if he's afraid to admit he'd a dork. Hell, I'M a dork. I'll bet money that all of us sitting here salivating at the thought of a Timmy Cain made Fallout 3 are dorks. Ask Bill Gates and he'll tell you that dorks rule the world. w3rd. We roX0rs your b0X0rs.

Dorks are alright, its the geeks you have to watchout for, they take themselves and their hobbies into the "unhealthy" zone. I think star wars boy here has crossed that line... which is why he cant admit he's a geek.

Ruben Rooben Reuben · Post by **Ruben Rooben Reuben** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 4:02 am

It is funny, but it'll pass as soon as the Private First Class Jessica Lynch captivity erotic fan fiction starts showing up.

Start touching yourselves now.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:05 am

Ruben Rooben Reuben wrote:It is funny, but it'll pass as soon as the Private First Class Jessica Lynch captivity erotic fan fiction starts showing up.

Start touching yourselves now.

Yup, it'll be a paysite, too.

Franz Schubert · Post by **Franz Schubert** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:32 am

LOL go to http://jedimaster.net/matrix.htm to download a hella funny video mixing the starwars kid with the matrix: reloaded teaser.

Nicely done!

NachoMonkey · Post by **NachoMonkey** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:54 am

heh the only way that guy could look potentially any more retarded is if he took his shirt off mid-swing exposing his manly gut-o-love and attached tassles to his nipples.. but that aside, thats one fucking retarded kid....

rad-x · Post by **rad-x** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 12:00 pm

Leave him alone! I think he waved it about with suprising agility. First time I've seen it, and now I have, you've got to feel pity for him. I would have got over it within a week/month. But such is life...

Viktor · Post by **Viktor** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:23 pm

Spazmo wrote:Apparently, the trauma is so intense his parents have sued the classmates who put the video online for about $150,000 Canadian. And yeah, there's the big petition to get him in Episode III, with some 16,000 signatures already, or so the dude on the radio said.

So what? That's only about 20 Euros isn't it??

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:57 pm

Yeah, but it's more the principle of the thing.

Burnov · Post by **Burnov** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 9:01 pm

Yeah. I'm sorry to say. I feel bad for the poor bastard, but at the same time. I laugh. Heartily... I laugh. If he wasn't such a pussy, he'd keep his head high and laugh it up with the rest of us. Bad publicity is still good publicity... unless it's like proof that you rape corpses or something...

swordinstone · Post by **swordinstone** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 9:05 pm

is it rape if they cant say no?

Do you have to dig up graves to find girls to fall in love with?

DranzerGod · Post by **DranzerGod** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 3:56 pm

Oh well. He's dumb.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:07 pm

swordinstone wrote:is it rape if they cant say no?

According to animal rights activists, bestiality is in fact a form of rape because they can't say "no." (What about parrots!? Huh!?)

But then again animal rights activists opinions don't really matter in the first place, so who knows.

NachoMonkey · Post by **NachoMonkey** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 11:53 am

1.) Its not rape its "surprise sex"

2.) If it goes longer than 5 minutes its considered consent.

Saying this I believe the Star Wars Kid should receive surprise sex by rampaging monkeys.

Ernesto · Post by **Ernesto** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 8:32 am

Only in Quebec.

Mad Max RW wrote:If the kid wasn't such a pussy he'd be set for life.

That's my stand too. If I was him, I would be wallowing in all the freaking fame. I'd wear a T-shirt that would say I'm the Star Wars Kid. I pwn Jar Jar.

I should email that kid. It's high school! 4 years and you never see those folks ever again. What a pussy, no wonder people pick on him.

Only in Quebec.

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 8:57 am

There was a picture of my penis wearing a top hat circulating through my old highschool, and the internet for years.....I lived it up...Chicks wanted to see it in person, and guys wanted to know where I found the hat...

Life was good.

Alphawulf · Post by **Alphawulf** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 8:58 am

Where'd you find the hat?
No I don't really want to know.
As for the Star Wars Kid...I think he needs to realize in 2 years no one will ever know about this. Just like that Elian Gonzals thing....

ExtremeDrinker · Post by **ExtremeDrinker** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 8:59 am

Heh....Kai's Photo Goo...Also had a version with a red ribbon wrapped around it for Valentine's Day.

Alphawulf · Post by **Alphawulf** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 9:03 am

The Matrix Remix has got to be one of the funniest versions.

Sol Invictus · Post by **Sol Invictus** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 9:27 am

Why did someone take a picture of your penis in the first place?