Remember the Star Wars Kid?

Sankis · Post by **Sankis** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:22 pm

Hes in psychiatric care from his video of himself acting as a Star Wars character being spread around the net.

Apparently its been viewed 10 million times. What do you all think about this? I'd hate to be him about now.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:30 pm

best thing that ever happened to him. He's like quasi celeb right now, ride it baby. Get your fat ass on the set of the next star wars. He got a free ipod I think along with 4200$ from some bloggers. It's not a big deal. If anyone planted a camera in my bathroom that vid would get a hell of a lot more hitz. Weee.

he's funnier than Jar Jar anyways.

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:39 pm

What do you do in your bathroom that other men don't?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:40 pm

I cut my penis in bathroom

NOW IT MAKES SENSE HUH? GO TO SCHOOL HAMMER!

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:41 pm

That makes no sense.

Demon-X · Post by **Demon-X** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:50 pm

HAHA!

Some of those clone videos are pretty funny, as for the origional...just another fat kid with a pointy stick.

*Takes his umbrella into the next room to practice fencing*

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:11 am

I get pyschiatric help for other reasons

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:13 am

That's fucking hilarious. I was wondering what happened to him.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:20 am

Apparently, the trauma is so intense his parents have sued the classmates who put the video online for about $150,000 Canadian. And yeah, there's the big petition to get him in Episode III, with some 16,000 signatures already, or so the dude on the radio said.

Mad Max RW · Post by **Mad Max RW** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:31 am

If the kid wasn't such a pussy he'd be set for life.

swordinstone · Post by **swordinstone** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:58 am

Mad Max RW wrote:If the kid wasn't such a pussy he'd be set for life.

i dont know what your talking about, that guy has an AWESOME "gggrrrrr" face... look at the total concentration throught the whole thing

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:17 am

he should at least do an ad for beer or something, it'd ROCK! and goatse can be mooning him, and tubgirl chilling beers in bath and domo-kuns fucking kittens OMG ROCK /,,/

DranzerGod · Post by **DranzerGod** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:24 pm

Megatron wrote:he should at least do an ad for beer or something, it'd ROCK! and goatse can be mooning him, and tubgirl chilling beers in bath and domo-kuns fucking kittens OMG ROCK /,,/

Okay then...

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 4:59 pm

He looked like he had taken some hallocinogen drug. The way he was wielding his rod, with ... such devotion. This guy possesses moviestar potential.

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:03 pm

The kid's a fucking coward if he's afraid to admit he'd a dork. Hell, I'M a dork. I'll bet money that all of us sitting here salivating at the thought of a Timmy Cain made Fallout 3 are dorks. Ask Bill Gates and he'll tell you that dorks rule the world. w3rd. We roX0rs your b0X0rs.

Smiley · Post by **Smiley** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:06 pm

*grins*

You said rod.

Hmm poor kid....
So did he actually even *get* the ipod?

Didn't they keep it for themselves?

Lynxer · Post by **Lynxer** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:29 pm

I was subconsciously thinking of his penis, ok?

I thought the article said the collectors deliberately submitted a false address so they would get the ipod, not the poor guy it was meant for.

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:32 pm

he's not really a poor guy, he's just taking it to seriously. If he didn't go into a mental home and his parents sued everyone and liek accepted it he could be happy and stuff.

And he can't be that good of a guy if his friends made such a big plot to bring him down.

Jimmyjay86 · Post by **Jimmyjay86** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:46 pm

If he rode it like any other normal person with no self-respect he could make more than $150k and get on the talk show circuit and maybe even make it into movies. He could be a star!

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:52 pm

or if he released a song and video he could live ez for a while

omg noob