Stalin vs. Hitler: The Comic!

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:48 am

http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:01 am

I bet that'd be damn funny if I could read Russian. But I can't.

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:06 am

The translations are just underneath the drawings, Max. And it is really good.

bloodbathmaster2 · Post by **bloodbathmaster2** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:08 am

Naturally, Stalin wins. yay communism!

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:36 am

Spazmo wrote:The translations are just underneath the drawings, Max.

Ah. Good eye.

Read until about half way through. I chuckled here and there, but that's about it. Is the last half of it funnier?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:03 am

It's not meant to be funny. It's just meant to be cool, which it is.

Neon Dingo · Post by **Neon Dingo** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:17 am

Yeah, it rocks.

I like the part where Hitler escapes in that secret plane and then Stalin turns into a giant cloud of might and sends him straight to hell!

I also like Skorzeny because he's all huge and has a hugeass gun and has an eye patch.

Max-Violence · Post by **Max-Violence** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:34 am

Spazmo wrote:It's not meant to be funny. It's just meant to be cool, which it is.

Not meant to be funny? Then I can't be bothered. I work at a Wal-Mart store, damnit! I need laughs!

axltrauts · Post by **axltrauts** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:03 am

man, this is so... snif... i'm gonna cry...

it's excelent dude!

ApTyp · Post by **ApTyp** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:07 pm

Stalin has a funny accent (he's Georgian, not Russian). So yes, it is meant to be funny.

Strap · Post by **Strap** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:31 pm

da ann'd

Stainless · Post by **Stainless** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 1:01 pm

When I saw the title I thought it said: Stain Vs Hitler

Pretty cool read though. The 5th scene reminds me alot of the Emperor from Return of the Jedi.

Aegeri · Post by **Aegeri** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 9:01 am

That was pretty damn cool.

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 10:28 am

Stalin was only 5'5''... I think the only super hero he should be fighting is papa smurf *pauses for cymbals.*

Seriously though, this is a much funnier article in relation to Stalin...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/f ... 059427.stm

"...And I suck."

Evil Natured Robot · Post by **Evil Natured Robot** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 2:17 pm

Stalin wasn't exactly matched up against a giant. Hitler was only about 5'8" himself.

Why is it that dictators seem to be so short? Although it's not eagerly that I lump him in with those two, Napoleon is another example of the tiny-man megalomaniac. I doubt Julius Caesar was very tall. I know the short-man complex is probably part of it, but why are such short people successful to some degree in their iron-fisted pursuits?

Dramuck · Post by **Dramuck** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:01 pm

Hmm . . . Skorzeny reminds me of the Warhammer 40K Space Marines, with all his facial scars, his buzz cut, his absurdly big weapons and his body armor. The only thing missing is a helmet.

Why are dictators so short? Well, I really donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t know. Maybe it was just Napoleon, Hitler, and Stalin? Was Vlad Dracula, Saddam Hussein, or Genghis Kahn short in stature?

HappySuitcase Man · Post by **HappySuitcase Man** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:52 am

Fun Fact -

Did you know that Stalin wore platform shoes to compensate for his shortness? And that he was an avid fan of science fiction movies?

Spazmo · Post by **Spazmo** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:53 am

I did not enjoy that fact in the least, you filthy liar.

iohkus · Post by **iohkus** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:26 am

where's trotsky?

Killzig · Post by **Killzig** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:56 am

Iohkus wrote:where's trostsky?

Lost in Frida Kahlo's bush.