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minigunwielder
Vault Scion
Vault Scion


Joined: 10 May 2006
Posts: 210
Location: Eye of Terror

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I remember my first game of Resident Evil

+5 to hatred of toddlers
+27 horrible psychological damage
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Frater Perdurabo
Paragon
Paragon


Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2427
Location: Vőro

PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I incinerate ExtremeRhyno with my lvl 57 Fireball and loot his corpse of the Pavement.

P.S. Ich brauche neue Rueschtung icon_chick
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vx trauma
250 Posts til Somewhere
250 Posts til Somewhere


Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 2576
Location: trapped in memory

PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i kill myself for attention. +2 to public relations.
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Baby arm's evil twin
Respected
Respected


Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 83
Location: The arms of Jesus

PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I call upon Jesus to save vx trauma.

+7 karma
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Pixel_Shade
Scarf-wearing n00b
Scarf-wearing n00b


Joined: 02 Jun 2006
Posts: 25

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I FUCKUP EVYRONE AND EVYRTHIN AND WIN WIN WIN CAUSE IM THE BAD DOGG

+1000000 DOGG SHIT
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TelemachusSneezed
Wanderer
Wanderer


Joined: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 472
Location: Obama-land

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I cut my hair.

-2 to strength
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vx trauma
250 Posts til Somewhere
250 Posts til Somewhere


Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 2576
Location: trapped in memory

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

glues shrapnel to forehead.

+4 to headbutt damage
+6 2/3 to sex appeal
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TelemachusSneezed
Wanderer
Wanderer


Joined: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 472
Location: Obama-land

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Carves swastika on chest.

-2 to blood supply
+4 to notoriety
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ExtremeDrinker
250 Posts til Somewhere
250 Posts til Somewhere


Joined: 05 Jun 2002
Posts: 2694
Location: In my Grand Marquis..Going to School.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Since I became black, my penis has grown 4 inches longer.

+4 inches
+6 to attracting fat white chicks
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VasikkA
No more Tuna
No more Tuna


Joined: 15 Jun 2002
Posts: 8711

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

+10 KGB alertness level
*1.75 comedy factor
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Nicolai
ASSHAT
ASSHAT


Joined: 25 Feb 2003
Posts: 3739
Location: Wheelchair Warez HQ

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

+Get out of jail free card. rofl
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vx trauma
250 Posts til Somewhere
250 Posts til Somewhere


Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 2576
Location: trapped in memory

PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i lay out da fat beats.

+1 to coolyness
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Icabod
Vault Scion
Vault Scion


Joined: 08 Jul 2002
Posts: 241
Location: nowhere near you

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bans self


+1 ag
+4 lk
+0 post count
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ExtremeDrinker
250 Posts til Somewhere
250 Posts til Somewhere


Joined: 05 Jun 2002
Posts: 2694
Location: In my Grand Marquis..Going to School.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I do time for beating Icabod and stealing his bike. WOOT

+2 Stereotype
+2 Wheels
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vx trauma
250 Posts til Somewhere
250 Posts til Somewhere


Joined: 09 Apr 2005
Posts: 2576
Location: trapped in memory

PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

i ate steroids and pokamons for +2 strength and -5 int.
then eat beef. and 20 omelets. and small tasty rocks.
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Megatron
Mamma's Gang member
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 19 Apr 2002
Posts: 7829
Location: The United Kingdoms

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

tries to quit smoking

-everything
+money
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MR Snake
Chinderella
Chinderella


Joined: 02 Aug 2003
Posts: 2232
Location: Fapping in my mothers basement

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I let one rip on Rash after my coffee+bean soup

+3 demolition
+1 explosive power
-5 charisma
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TelemachusSneezed
Wanderer
Wanderer


Joined: 31 Oct 2006
Posts: 472
Location: Obama-land

PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Engages in homosexual acts in public.

+ 3 to limp-wristed attacks
- 2 to anal retention
Gains a nipple ring
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johnnygothisgun
Hero of the Desert
Hero of the Desert


Joined: 30 Aug 2003
Posts: 1522

PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

youre all cunts
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atoga
Mamma's Gang member
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 14 May 2002
Posts: 5423
Location: Coney Island

PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

/me masturbates to a picture of dreadnought's girlfriend

+6 flaccidity
+2 resistance to tranny porn
3 damage

wrath of dreadnought ensues
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