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Megatron
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Post by Megatron »

it will be hard when coronavirus is cured because everyone has forgotten how to go to work

Every day I watch a train carriage roll past my window, empty
Multinational coffee and bagel shops are shutting their doors faster than drug night clubs
All of the street jerks and city animals are out of work,

Let me tell you - people keep saying when are things going back to normal?

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the fuck you want that for? theres no going back anyway

We've passed through what I call "The Event Hoprizor" of work. Your job just got outsourced to a baby in a developing nation, who in turn flipped the contract to a cybercrook to sell your Zoom meeting recordings to artificial intelligences focused on swapping your head onto porn actors to deep-blackmail you


Here's another thing

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*wobbles hands around and starts to pace around the stage*

In 1976 job scientists worked out that going to work makes you feel like a dickhead. Turns out, working for a living means you die fast

So lets look at the data

*holds up bottle of water to the light so you can see its molecules*

If everyone in the audience was a bottle of water, we'd all be out of jobs. Theres no point in school any more - school trains you to work in a 19th century shit farm, not a 21st century unemployed mind warrior

Lets look at the data

*squeezes bottle of water so it spills out. it is actually LSD mixed with uranium. Everyone dies psychedelically*

So, how has this plandemic affected you? Do you have a new job working in a strip mall? Are you a fuckin bum working up the street fighting ranks? Or are you buying cryptocurrency and beaming it into space?

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Nothing has really changed for me except now I wear a mask. A Gimp mask ;)
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I've more or less become a complete recluse. I have some friends a few towns over I visit about once a month now but I hardly leave the house.
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Post by Hyacinth »

I was a recluse before the pandemic so nothing changed for me, work is my routine and freetime is spent procrastinating.

Big dreams ahead though!

Better not have to get a covid passport, that would suck.
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SenisterDenister wrote:I've more or less become a complete recluse. I have some friends a few towns over I visit about once a month now but I hardly leave the house.
I could say the same thing to me. :/
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