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ded

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:45 pm
by Mismatch
my old faithful desktop machine died today.
I liked him. In an age where everyone uses laptops the humming of his massive fans was a cliff in an ever changing sea of handheld wankery.

I will buy a new one once I get time to actually play games again.
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

in your face ozone layer

Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 3:32 am
by Blargh
i am posting this from a literal cloud computer

literally

it is very cold

:drunk:

Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 2:55 pm
by Retlaw83
How does one input information into water vapor? I hear putting information "on the cloud" is a new trend, but from my understanding of science if I drop my hard drive onto a cloud it would fall right through.

Re: ded

Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 11:09 pm
by Redeye
Mismatch wrote:my old faithful desktop machine died today.
I liked him. In an age where everyone uses laptops the humming of his massive fans was a cliff in an ever changing sea of handheld wankery.

I will buy a new one once I get time to actually play games again.
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Might just need a new power supply or battery (for the CMOS/clock).
At least keep the HD OFC.

It was that or gibberlings . . .

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 1:56 pm
by Blargh
Uncle Powerglove wrote:input
First step - trepanation, to allow the air elementals in.
Step the second - some form of sustainable flight - i.e : a trebuchet roughly the size of Kuala Lumpur.
Step III - mine bitcoins from low orbit while playing solitaire on secondary monitor. :drunk:

Re: ded

Posted: Fri May 09, 2014 9:29 pm
by Mismatch
Redeye wrote:
Mismatch wrote:my old faithful desktop machine died today.
I liked him. In an age where everyone uses laptops the humming of his massive fans was a cliff in an ever changing sea of handheld wankery.

I will buy a new one once I get time to actually play games again.
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Might just need a new power supply or battery (for the CMOS/clock).
At least keep the HD OFC.
Yeah might be the power supply. Upon startup something causes it to shut down after a few seconds.

If I can be arsed I'll try switching.

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 5:00 am
by Redeye
Could even be the on-switch itself.

(Disconnect it and use motherboard power button to test.)