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Tofu Man
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 12:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

nah, i missed the first 3 films icon_sad apparently her baby turns into a bat and hangs upside down from her cunt though.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Placebo Politik wrote:
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More of an umbilical bungee from what I have heard. Fascinating. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I haven't read the books yet, and I like to read the books first before I watch the movies.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It just didn't register. I thought "A new Twilight Zone movie might be cool".
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pooper better fucking review this shit or else!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My gf is obsessed, so I'll be midnight watching it.

Worse things have happened.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, they haven't.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wilhelmina's mythical ~GIRLFRIEND~ disagrees. The horror of the implicit. O, the horror. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Taco-Hero wrote:
Pooper better fucking review this shit or else!


I don't know if I will, I only watched the first one and I felt like I was turning into a overweight teenager girl who wanted to scream every time a dude hits the screen.

I still like them high school dramas though.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Alright, I saw it since there was nothing else out (HUR).

It wasn't that good, felt like there was nothing going on during the whole movie. The wedding and the honey moon must have lasted about half the movie and then the second half is her sitting on a coach with a baby growing inside her and dudes staring at each other. It really felt like they made one movie but decided they would make more money if they just cut it in half but add extra footage that isn't necessary to pad the length so people didn't feel jibbed.

Either way lots of people clapped at the end and were really excited to see the movie. Lots of girls were in the theater jumping around waiting for Edward Footlongface to take off his shirt.

Sadly I kind of want to watch the 2 other films I missed ( I only saw the first one).
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Blargh wrote:
Wilhelmina's mythical ~GIRLFRIEND~ disagrees. The horror of the implicit. O, the horror. icon_drunk


Suck a dick, pathetic cunt.

Not bad for a chick flick that I'm being forced to watch. The movies definitely got "better" as they progressed, but most males can hardly stomach the mere 'thought of these movies so I can scarcely recommend these, especially to the overly cynical elitist types.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A friend of mine had to go see the opening midnight showing with his niece. He says he was delighted because the hardcore Twitards booed the screen at the end because it was so bad.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stalagmite wrote:
Blargh wrote:
Wilhelmina's mythical ~GIRLFRIEND~ disagrees. The horror of the implicit. O, the horror. icon_drunk


Suck a dick, pathetic cunt.

Not bad for a chick flick that I'm being forced to watch. The movies definitely got "better" as they progressed, but most males can hardly stomach the mere 'thought of these movies so I can scarcely recommend these, especially to the overly cynical elitist types.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I want to stick a melon over her mouth.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You could fit a whole lot more than that in there. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Two melons?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As many melons as you want, mang.
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