Anything worthwile doing online?

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WoW! lol no jk.
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Trolling Shitesda forums!
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Trolling Bidonware forums!
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some annoying tower defense game!
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making sarcastic amazon product reviews!
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Anything worthwile doing online?

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What? I'm bored to death at work and down to posting on the fucking 3 word story thread, it's that bad. Whattafuck can I waste some time on online?
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stumbleupon of course
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Bloody hell, good show Megs.
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Joining a christian dating site and proclaiming your love of anal sex and satanic roleplaying while dressed as Jesus.
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Lately I've been trolling YouTube videos about soccer. I say things like "It's not football it's soccer." and "Soccer is gay." and "Football is an American sport play by superior athletes." and then reply to every foaming at the mouth soccer fan that says something along the lines of "NO U! UR FAGET!"

It's quite glorious.
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FAKE and GAY FAKE and GAY FAKE and GAY FAKE and GAY FAKE and GAY FAKE and GAY
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How dare you violate the sanctity of the Amazon product reviews!

This has to be the best spoof reviews ever for this "Cooking with Semen"

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959
jiujitsu wrote:Lately I've been trolling YouTube videos about soccer. I say things like "It's not football it's soccer." and "Soccer is gay." and "Football is an American sport play by superior athletes." and then reply to every foaming at the mouth soccer fan that says something along the lines of "NO U! UR FAGET!"
What kind of half-assed sport doesn't let you use your hands? :drunk:
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Cimmerian Nights wrote:"Cooking with Semen"
wat? "Secret ingredient" indeed. "These recipes are a load of wank!" Blunt and to the point. Tru dacker. :salute:

I like this guy down at the bottom who uses the product to terrorise his boss and then signs the review with his real name. Also, obligatory Nikolai.
Cimmerian Nights wrote:What kind of half-assed sport doesn't let you use your hands?
<strike>You'd think the name (football) sort of gave that away.</strike> Oh, you mean ice hockey, fair enough. :drunk:
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Tofu Man wrote: I like this guy down at the bottom who uses the product to terrorise his boss and then signs the review with his real name. Also, obligatory Nikolai.
This is why Amazon is so great, right on the page for "Liquid Ass" they have a section of what other customers also bought.
Because, shit, who buys Liquid Ass and then doesn't buy the complementary Party Pooper Fake Human Poop.

And this shows great diversification. The fact that they have to distinctly tell you "human poop" tells me this is a thorough company that has expanded it's marketshare to fake poop of other species.

Tremendous.
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Cimmerian Nights wrote:What kind of half-assed sport doesn't let you use your hands?
<strike>You'd think the name (football) sort of gave that away.</strike> Oh, you mean ice hockey, fair enough. :drunk:
NHL players fucking throw down. It's the only sport where fistfighting is a legal part of the game. It's the international game that is watered down due to finesse-OH SHIT I HEAR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!111!1111oneone euros.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnsxPeYi ... re=related


edit: are you shittin me with the fuckin word filter?
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Wow, who is the faggot who censored fag?
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Probably the best thing to waste time online with is to find an inner fetish you never knew about then chase that fetish until it is popular on the internet.
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POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Probably the best thing to waste time online with is to find an inner fetish you never knew about then chase that fetish until it is popular on the internet.
Thats a bingo!
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Cimmerian Nights wrote:This is why Amazon is so great
Allow me to disagree. These (1) (2) are why Amazon is so great.
Cimmerian Nights wrote:It's the only sport where fistfighting is a legal part of the game.
Shit, dude, half the fun in illegal shit is that it's illegal. I'd expect a weed bandit to understand. Where's the excitement when fistfighting is about as regular as getting up to sing Hosanna in church?

Besides, you got to ask yourself what the hell is wrong with hockey players. "Here I am, just minding my own bussiness toodle-doo OH here's the puck, better pass it along, and hey, why are you throwing your gloves to the ground in anger. What is.. HEY STOP THAT!"
Now there's this big ape, he's all aggro, just threw his gloves, helmet and stick on the floor and he's trying to start a fight. There's about 2 possibly sensible responses to this. 1) Walk away, sending him to the bin and leaving your team in PP for 5 mins (right?); 2) Well, given that the guy's 6'5 tall and 300 pounds and openly provoking you, I dunno, how about you hit him in the head with something hard like, for instance, a fucking HOCKEY STICK?? But oh no, that's not "legal".

Don't get me wrong, I really like hockey (on ice or not) and unless the apes start shooting hoops sometime soon I might end up watching a lot of it this season (and unless the canadiens are rebuilding, otherwise I might just end up watching boston or whatever your team is) but this shit of "ARGH, ME SO ANGRY!!1! But here, let us fight according to the rules.", I just don't get.
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POOPERSCOOPER wrote:Probably the best thing to waste time online with is to find an inner fetish you never knew about then chase that fetish until it is popular on the internet.
What? Propaganda minister for redheads, ass dimples and roman tunics? Those fronts are pretty well covered, methinks.
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Megatron wrote:stumbleupon of course
I've only heard good things about stumbleupon but I spent like 5 minutes with and seemed like too much time to invest in it to get good.
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Great fight.
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Thief/Unarmed Griefer in Fonline

no grinding

no hoarding

just be a dick for a few minutes then log off
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I would love to spawn constantly and suicide bomb the communities

Or we could pull some EVE online sophistication, infiltrate one of the bigger groups for months before we destroy all of them
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