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Duke Nukem Forever: Alive-Dead-Undead-Dead-Alive?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:02 am
by Username
Duke Nukem Forever has now moved its release date again to June/July.

But shit seems to be moving along quite nicely.

From the days when gamesites all over the world called it vaporware.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... em-Forever

One of those games where even the most hardened fan could actually feel sorry for the *investors*, first GI Interactive and then Take Two while in the words of Wireds Clive Thomson; the perfect stripper just kept taking time and money. Enough never being enough.

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http://www.wired.com/magazine/2009/12/fail_duke_nukem/


Today though things seem to be moving forward and this apocalyptic post-alien invasion world of pig cops and high-res babes might be coming your way by the mid/end of June.

Not much is known about the plot.

The latest leaks are from when 3DRealms still had the rights to the game and not Gearbox (the current developer).
If you're interested in those here they are:
http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/ ... lkthroughs

On the official Duke Nukem Homepage the story of Dukes return is that of the aliens again invading and then after some time they try to steal all the women and drink dukes beer.

An event of much controversy at the moment is one in which you slap some sense into a woman to calm her down, the game being protested by the Womans Federation of America or something.


According to the features the game will be truly a free-form FPS with full interactivity;
Driving, playing basketball, playing arcades, tipping of strippers and what not.

The graphics seem awesome, the music is great and I trust the plot is far, far more developed than what the page discusses in regards to especially Duke Nukems progress as a character.

On the negative side there seems to be some worry among fans that much of the content is forced. Some of the voice active feels according to quite a few members of the official forum lackluster and to fake/scripted.
They seem to be pushing the borders of what is allowed and what is not in gaming not because it necessarily fits the atmosphere but because pushing borders will (they think) will get them sales.


Either way be sure to check out this title and try it out if and when it finally comes out. Nothing that's been in production for soon 13 years can be bad. And if it's good then it's gonna be mindblowing.

Re: Duke Nukem Forever: Alive-Dead-Undead-Dead-Alive?

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:05 am
by Gimp Mask
john romero's about to make you his bitch, suck it down

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:41 pm
by Manoil
They actually covered the "Capture the Stripper" mode on Collegehumor's game discussion segment; you slap their ass, not their face, to calm them down.

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:43 pm
by Username
Even better news for us, even worse for the femi-nazis. :drunk:

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:29 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Why are all feminists fat and gross and wear lesbian hats?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:35 am
by Retlaw83
Is anyone actually shocked by Duke Nukem Forever missing a ship date? I mean really?

A lot of people said it's a sure thing because they're taking preorders and there's boxes made, but I saw some thing where a guy still has his Gamestop preorder receipt from the turn of the century.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:43 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
This receipt will sell for a lot on ebay some day. Around 2158. When Duke Nukem Forever will be scheduled to enter alpha phase.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:56 am
by Retlaw83
If they go any longer with this they're going to have to scrap the project to redevelop it for quantum computers, the Xbox 720 and Playstation 4. The same year, the high definition Wii will hit market.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:03 am
by Stalagmite
Behold, the new Microsoft marketing tactic for the name of the next Xbox:

'Xbox Forever'!

Launch title:

Duke Nukem Forever

Delayed.

Replacement: Halo's of War

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:34 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Sims 8: Forever.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:59 am
by Stalagmite
Forever Final Fantasy

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:10 am
by Retlaw83
Fallout 4ever - at least I hope, so we're spared another Bethesda travesty.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:19 am
by Stalagmite
*Looks to the horizon*

Skyrim with guns
forever.
:chainsaw:

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:33 am
by Stalagmite
Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:Why are all feminists fat and gross and wear lesbian hats?
Why are all lesbians fat and gross and wear feminist...pants?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:51 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Like your mum? :pelvic_thrust:

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:53 am
by Stalagmite
She got better. unlike urs olol

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:08 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Oh YOU!!! :waves fist:

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:54 am
by Amis
Get a room fags.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:09 pm
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Golly, it's just some friendly exchange of experience with each others mums. Of course his has got more street cred...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:07 pm
by Gimp Mask
sup amis B)