I bet charley sheen will die in

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:09 am

2 and a half months

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:10 am

Megatron wrote:2 and a half months

whut WGT DUIDNT YOU WORK

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:33 am

This new gonzo crusade of his is the only thing of interest to me he's done in the last 10 years I think. Fun stuff, he's off the reservation.

Got a kick out of this:
Who Said It: Charlie Sheen, The Ultimate Warrior, Or Muammar Gaddafi:

These are the three craziest motherfuckers to ever live. 1 of them is a fictional wrestling character, 1 of them is a Libyan Terrorist, and the third is a sitcom actor on CBS who played such great roles as Rick Vaughn and the dude from Hot Shots. Can you tell who is who?

1. I have defeated this earthworm with my words â€“ imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists

2. Life without dignity is worthless

3. What you mean is that you know will never become famous, but in your dreams when you fantasize that you might one day, you would want to have the confidence and belief in the staying power and value of your product like I do mine.

4. Donâ€™t have an orgasm on me honey, save it for later.

5. These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre

6. Iâ€™m gonna hang on to them, and theyâ€™re gonna fuel my attack. And theyâ€™re going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because theyâ€™re all around you.

7. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body

8. I am like the Queen of England

9. Itâ€™s a rebirth of a madness. On that day the skies are going to open, the seas are going to part and the ground will shake with a thunder the world over

10. I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. Youâ€™re all tired after a sleepless night

rad resistance · Post by **rad resistance** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:28 am

Gaddafi's bodyguards.

Blargh · Post by **Blargh** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:42 am

Behold : MY CANAPÃ‰ wrote:kick

This cannot not be a trick of some sort, as in truth all three are figments of the same being. You were correct about the Sheen persona being extremely boring until now, though.

Alister McFap II Esq. · Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:44 am

rad resistance wrote:Gaddafi's bodyguards.

Let me... liberate them.

Post by **Manoil** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:16 am

You go ahead with that. The closest one looks like the Predator and probably fights as well

St. Toxic · Post by **St. Toxic** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:43 pm

I could probably do it. I'd do a good job of impersonating Gaddafi.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:42 pm

I hope he doesn't die, I always support the stars who get blasted on the media.

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:09 pm

I just like hearing the shit stories about them, it's quite entertaining. Until they get tedious, that is, like Brittany Spears did a few years ago.

Cimmerian Nights · Post by **Cimmerian Nights** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:33 pm

POOPERSCOOPER wrote:I hope he doesn't die, I always support the stars who get blasted on the media.

Yeah, I can't say I'm sorry to see 2.5 Men go, it's utterly unwatchable, it's one of those by-the-numbers sit-coms that almost seems like a satirical parody of a trite sitcom, yet it's not. I'm even more shocked that he's "the highest paid actor on TV" at $2M an episode/ What?

Still, the way they railroad guys like Mel Gibson or Nick Nolte or even Robert Downey Jr. back in the day in totally unfair. I saw some media outlets calling his remarks anti-semitic to totally illegitimise him, when he's said nothing like that.

POOPERSCOOPER · Post by **POOPERSCOOPER** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 4:34 am

Well it looks like Charlie Sheen was kicked off the show. I only watched it a few times, it was okay but it's pretty much exactly like you said.

I think he was so highly paid because he was the main draw of the show maybe?

Megatron · Post by **Megatron** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:07 pm

a lot of actors get paid a million an episode i think.

I like him as hes on drugs, too many actors and musicians are too clean cut. I have a feeling christian bale might be next up for the crown of everlasting glory.

I have a feeling in a few weeks ill get a little bored of sheen as he is taking over my internet experience but until then godspeed you black! emperor

Stalagmite · Post by **Stalagmite** » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:02 pm

Yeah I mean when musicians die with a needle in their arm at 24 their legacy lives on forever right!

It may be too late for old Charlie, but he can still prove himself to be a trooper.

Post by **Dogmeatlives** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:40 am

I'm already sick of him. Never saw even a second of 2.5 men. That kid on the show is so disturbing to look at.

Post by **Manoil** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:54 am

Dogmeatlives wrote:I'm already sick of him. Never saw even a second of 2.5 men. That kid on the show is so disturbing to look at.

Just enjoy the hilarity of his uneven brain chemistry until his synapses burn out or he wakes up in blood and vomit (regardless of who it belongs to) and realizes something's gotta change.

I'm actually interested to hear comments on the topic from Martin Sheen. Exclusive: The Elusive Man's discussion of Adonis DNA

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I bet charley sheen will die in

I bet charley sheen will die in

Quantum prick.