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Manoil
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top



lol'd.

Apparently a sequel to Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus, this has none of the original cast (likely the best direction to salvage their careers), horrible writing and special effects, music that overpowers every scene and often fails to fit appropriately, all sorts of inconsistencies and retardation, but best of all...

Steve Urkel's in it. That's right: Mega Shark v. Crocosaurus was Jaleel White's [Urkel] big comeback. The d-class monster movie with a stolen tagline from the first AVP movie was Urkel's return to glory.

So, if you're near a movie store or in the mood to torrent an overly-serious [to the point of hilarity] piece of shit, invest some time questionably and watch this steaming pile of SHIT.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY4hnBOjDdg
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I never saw the first one but I think my dad has because he always watches the movies on Sy-Fy channel. Was the first one decent in any respect? From the trailer the shark and croc look too big, they should be shrunk a bit.

I wonder how they get actors like Steve Urkel, do they reach out to that specific person who hasn't been seen in forever or do they put out a casting call and the person just happens to reach out at the same time?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Scaling changes constantly in-movie. At times, the shark fin will completely overshadow the battleship, and others, the shark's body will be about the same length as the ship itself (shown when it leaps out of the water and smashes the ship with its tail, breaking off an antennae. This happens twice before the ship is sunk, in reverse frames of the same content.)

People need to get fed, I guess. That seems to be the only reason why Urkel found his way into the series. I doubt the first was any better, though, considering the entire cast of #1 said fuck it and had to be replaced. The link to its trailer is in the related videos of the trailer link I posted.

But again, as far as sizing goes, waaaay off. Youtube videos on the subject say something along 40-80 ft long for the shark, 40 ft for the croc.

Also, spoiler alert: Urkel's final line is: "What a croc."

Excerpt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhD7EgUWZZo&NR=1


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Manoil wrote:
Apparently a sequel to Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus(...)


So wait, that means Mega Shark beat the Giant Octopus? Bullcrap. Giant Octopus would be all over its shit.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tofu Man wrote:
Manoil wrote:
Apparently a sequel to Mega Shark v. Giant Octopus(...)


So wait, that means Mega Shark beat the Giant Octopus? Bullcrap. Giant Octopus would be all over its shit.
Any giant shark that can eat submarines whole and fly up and destroy Boeing 747s is (apparently) not to be fucked with.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx2cTYCP0Ns&NR=1

Same actress, same monster, also another actor who was in another giant shark movie as well as a rather tragic depiction of black culture
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tofu Man wrote:

So wait, that means Mega Shark beat the Giant Octopus?


You really should have put a spoiler tag on it, Manoil. Now I don't need to watch a cinematic masterpiece because I know how it ends.

Asshole.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Manoil wrote:
Any giant shark that can eat submarines whole and fly up and destroy Boeing 747s is (apparently) not to be fucked with.

Now I DEFINITELY need to see this.

Retlaw83 wrote:
Now I don't need to watch a cinematic masterpiece because I know how it ends.

Oh you do. 2 words. LORENZO (L)LAMAS
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What's bad is my room mate found this movie last October and we watched it. Like the Toxic Avenger, best to be enjoyed inebriated. icon_drunk
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SenisterDenister wrote:
What's bad is my room mate found this movie last October and we watched it. Like the Toxic Avenger, best to be enjoyed inebriated. icon_drunk
Or high. It's horrible, but a good horrible.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I actually watched this butt-pellet (the first one last summer). You have to see it to believe how bad it genuinely is. That Boeing scene is hilarious though.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

i like the actor with black hair he has been in 'dead mans shoes' and 'freebird' so therefore this movie is going to be good movie

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513760

shark flash game hell yellow
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is a funny discussion on these shitty megashark movies
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Infinite homosekse.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

oh god....

that probably wasnt good for my brain.
(both the movie and the Pheonix Gif)
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can probably add some perspective to this discussion.

SPOILER ALERT:
MegaShark vs. Giant Octopus ended with the two of them sinking to the bottom of the ocean with a nuclear warhead attached to them or something. It was implied that both were blown up, but I guess we were all DEAD wrong.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dogmeatlives wrote:
I can probably add some perspective to this discussion.

SPOILER ALERT:
MegaShark vs. Giant Octopus ended with the two of them sinking to the bottom of the ocean with a nuclear warhead attached to them or something. It was implied that both were blown up, but I guess we were all DEAD wrong.


What a twist!


Edit:

I watched Dance of the Dead. I expected it to roughly on par with the super hit this thread is about but I ended up being positively surprised. I'm not saying it's a masterpiece of the zombie genre, but it does a solid job for what it is.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

http://www.fractal-recursions.com/files/anim/anim.html
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dogmeatlives wrote:
I can probably add some perspective to this discussion.

SPOILER ALERT:
MegaShark vs. Giant Octopus ended with the two of them sinking to the bottom of the ocean with a nuclear warhead attached to them or something. It was implied that both were blown up, but I guess we were all DEAD wrong.
sounds EXACTLY like this one's ending
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