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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:25 pm
by jimmypneumatic
Don't play in the street at night with those.

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:53 pm
by Retlaw83
Actually, do. Getting shot by overzealous cops will be the only major achievement of your life.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:29 am
by Stalagmite
Something like that is more likely to happen in Shitville USA than Toowoomba or Brisbane, QLD.
So do the math there on who that comment should be applied to.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:14 am
by SenisterDenister
Actually in Shitville, USA the officer would ask you to quit acting like a retard and put the toy away, since that's a small town.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:46 am
by Stalagmite
New Shit City, USA?

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:10 am
by SenisterDenister
More or less the same deal, unless you're a minority trying to do it in L.A. or something.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:00 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Retlaw83 wrote:Actually, do. Getting shot by overzealous cops will be the only major achievement of your life.
It rubs the chocolate on its skin or else it gets the hose again!


I have made an orange attachment for the tip of the barrel, in case I'll wield it at this years zombie walk. :chaingun:

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:07 am
by Retlaw83
And Dreddy keeps proving he's a waste one post at a time.

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:43 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
What the fuck is your problem now? Ran out of chocolate? Just stop talking to me, I'm really not interested in having so called "conversations" with you, as it really leads nowhere... except perhaps to you demonstrating us the effects of paternally inherited superflous chromosomes.

Teetheetheetheet

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:28 pm
by Blargh
I've always been quite fond of the unsolicited chromosomes I received through post. I keep them in a jar on the mantle. Hahaha. :drunk:

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:36 pm
by Retlaw83
Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:Ran out of chocolate?
Your wit is as razor sharp as one of those nerf darts.

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:08 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:07 pm
by Retlaw83
So your wit is like a tack attached to a nerf dart - annoying, capable of no real damage, will snap off and be lost forever at the first sign of resistance, and will ruin the nerf gun that's your brain if you attempt to use it. I guess the last bit gives you an excuse for being dull, because making an attempt at being funny will cause you brain damage.

Thank you for clarifying.

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:08 pm
by SenisterDenister
That gun would be the one of the most fun ways to update a bulletin board ever.

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:34 pm
by Stalagmite
Retlaw83 wrote: capable of no real damage
Aim for the eye!

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:30 pm
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Lipid83 wrote:words.
You talk too much, yet say too little. :paper:

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:21 pm
by Manoil
Weren't you the carer of old people and retards and shit (sic)?

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:23 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Old people with alzheimers. Multiple sclrosis patients after that.

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:08 pm
by Alister McFap II Esq.
Also, I present, the ANTIRET83 Mk. I.
It's a scalpel grafted onto a NERF dart.

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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:21 pm
by SenisterDenister
Completely unnecessary.