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Macky
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

*Stop Wasting It is an ad campaign begun by some celebrities including me.


I was thinking about how prolific i've been at the nutty bank in the last few years and thought that I would remind everyone to donate sperm this year. It will give someone who can't have kids a precious child. This post has to do with Fallout: New Vegas because there is a sperm bank in the game (southwest of Mojave Outpost) and I believe it was placed there to remind video gamers to donate generously in 2010.


Now go, you rapscallions!
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.
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Manoil
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Retlaw83 wrote:
I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.
Antiques Roadshow visit, perhaps?
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gobbleykins
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Retlaw83 wrote:
I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.

holy shet
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Kashluk
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Retlaw83 wrote:
I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.


Unless your sperm is shitty, of course, in which case the towel's worth would equal that of your unmeasurable shame over realising how any times you've jacked into that one piece of cloth.
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rad resistance
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Snake uses the same towel to clean his face.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 1:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kashluk wrote:

shame


What is this "shame" you speak of. I am unfamiliar with the concept.
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rad resistance
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only thing shameful I did was having sex with a nun.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's not shameful, that's high-five worthy.

That's the kind of thing that makes people want to shake your penis instead of your hand when they meet you.
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Username
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Retlaw83 wrote:
That's not shameful, that's high-five worthy.

That's the kind of thing that makes people want to shake your penis instead of your hand when they meet you.


Yeah Rad. You should never wash that penis again. icon_drunk
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Yonmanc
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's a sperm bank in New Vegas?
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Macky
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Uh... YEAH
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jimmypneumatic
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yonmanc wrote:
There's a sperm bank in New Vegas?


No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps.
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Yonmanc
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jimmypneumatic wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:
There's a sperm bank in New Vegas?


No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps.


Wow. I'd tell you to not quit your day job, though sucking dick under a bypass can hardly be called a job.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So no one wants this sperm-encrusted towel for the low low cost of $50,000?
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Macky
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Starting bid at US $5.00
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gobbleykins
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't think cakester reads this section so unfortunately this auction's a bust
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jimmypneumatic
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yonmanc wrote:
jimmypneumatic wrote:
Yonmanc wrote:
There's a sperm bank in New Vegas?


No. But if your mother were to be transported forthwith to a parallel dimension where the nuclear holocaust rendered a shining oasis of the ruins of Las Vegas...and she went there, then perhaps.


Wow. I'd tell you to not quit your day job, though sucking dick under a bypass can hardly be called a job.


Touche, it's more of an art, something i'm quite sure you'd know all about. icon_giggle
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Dogmeatlives
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Retlaw83 wrote:
I hear they pay $50 for a load of jizz at the sperm bank.

That means I own a towel that's worth roughly $50,000.


wash your towel.
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Retlaw83
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And depreciate all that value? Are you nuts?
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