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Cakester
They call me Bum Tickler

Joined: 22 Jul 2009
Posts: 422
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Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:39 am |
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Back in the day I used an invincibility exploit and had a guy team-recall me outside of the tutorial zone. from there i grabbed a mission and entered it and waited long enough so that Agents of the matrix would spawn. These are very high level agents. AFter which i ran out of the mission without aborting the actual mission. There was no timer. They would follow me wherever i went. Again i was unable to be killed, so i just ran to a populated player area and had people try to take the agents out. At the time only two skills could damage them, and they did a very tiny bit of damage. Their level was 255 while player levels were capped at 50. but anyway i decided to climb up a pipe and hang out on a roof-top. the player who saw me would follow. i went on the roof so it wouldn't be so obvious that there was major action going on. Frequently the GAMe masters would visit some areas. best they not see my exploit in progress.
Anyway, the players would do all the work and slowly but surely they would kill both the agents at about the same time. For every agent that dies two more spawn. and because i was invincible there was in theory no end. of the attacks the players could use to hurt the agents, were AOE. So literally people could just camp with me on the roof top and with enough players lots of damage could be done causing more agents to spawn. Because of the AOE, an entire radius of the area is affected. The agents would stick quite close to me, and so the AOE attacks were hitting all of them at once as they were emitted. You can imagine how the numbers of these guys grew huge. Here is a picture of it, although it is the only existing one. Some jack-off turned it into a signature, so don't mind the effect and snickers crap.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/jhuxx/noj_snickers.jpg
Anyhow i basically stayed on the roof, and went to bed. to my surprise i woke up, and the game was still going and my shitty 512 mb worth of memory stood up over night. so i faced my view behind me to the sound of million shots coming my way, and lagged like fuck. don't forget that back then MMOs were still kinda new. anyhow i decided to run around in hopes they would follow. and they sure as hell did! funny as hell. other people however experienced so much lag it was forcing them to lose connection . there were glitches like people stuck mid in a jump as if they were frozen in mid air. anyway before the end i think i either quit by accident, or the server glitched up for me too.
There was forum posts. The game was cancelled like a year or so ago. But there is still topics in the archive where you can read about it:
http://www.mxoforums.com/showthread.php?tid=15143&page=1 |
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Redeye
I lied


Joined: 07 Mar 2005
Posts: 4175
Location: filth
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:31 pm |
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Are there any MMOs with traps/landmines that last a really long time and do PvP damage in non-pvp areas? |
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Gimp Mask
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 18 Apr 2002
Posts: 3719
Location: 18 Apr 2022
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:42 pm |
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is there a mmo where you can punch cakester in the face in real life |
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jetbaby
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 18 Jan 2004
Posts: 4186
Location: Magical Island
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:55 am |
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Or a forum where moderators deal with this shit. |
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Stalagmite
Wandering Hero


Joined: 26 Feb 2009
Posts: 1192
Location: IN YOUR PANTS AUSTRALIA
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:06 am |
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Is there a world with no Cakesters?  |
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare


Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 3729
Location: Drifting Onward
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:01 am |
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Stalagmite wrote: | Is there a world with no Cakesters?  | Close to the Earth's core, where it's still warm... |
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Stalagmite
Wandering Hero


Joined: 26 Feb 2009
Posts: 1192
Location: IN YOUR PANTS AUSTRALIA
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:04 am |
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Danny don't count
don't count the dannys |
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Manoil
Wastelander's Nightmare


Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Posts: 3729
Location: Drifting Onward
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:09 am |
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Stalagmite wrote: | Danny don't count
don't count the dannys |
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Megatron
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 19 Apr 2002
Posts: 7863
Location: The United Kingdoms
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Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:14 am |
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You post the weirdest stuff here.... just thought I would add that after wasting my time over and over reading your questionable posts. |
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Alister McFap II Esq.
Jerry Falwell


Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 666
Location: My Mansion
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Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:13 am |
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Redeye wrote: | Are there any MMOs with traps |
I would wager to say, in my most Ackbarian voice, that all MMOs are inhabitated by the weak and the sexually confused. |
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah


Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Posts: 5327
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Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:58 am |
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What if I'm strong and sexually confused, or weak and know what I enjoy putting my penis in? |
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Alister McFap II Esq.
Jerry Falwell


Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 666
Location: My Mansion
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Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:50 am |
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Retlaw83 wrote: | What if I'm strong and sexually confused, or weak and know what I enjoy putting my penis in? |
Then you wouldn't play MMOs.
Fat people are weak (mentally and physically). |
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MadBill
Strider Elite


Joined: 03 Feb 2005
Posts: 932
Location: Vault pi
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Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:44 am |
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Cakester wrote: | don't forget that back then MMOs were still kinda new. |
I remember when * was new. This was probably before your time because I am more awesome than you. |
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POOPERSCOOPER
Paparazzi


Joined: 05 Apr 2003
Posts: 5022
Location: California
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Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:15 pm |
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I bet cakester did none of that. I really wished I played an MMO and did all types of those pranks but I never did. |
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Mad Max RW
Paparazzi


Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 2257
Location: Balls Deep in the Wasteland
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Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:52 am |
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Megatron
Mamma's Gang member


Joined: 19 Apr 2002
Posts: 7863
Location: The United Kingdoms
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Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:12 am |
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gobbleykins
Vault Veteran

Joined: 25 Feb 2010
Posts: 321
Location: Canada
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Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:57 am |
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Mad Max RW wrote: | seizure |
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Alister McFap II Esq.
Jerry Falwell


Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 666
Location: My Mansion
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Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:46 am |
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Best fupa ever. |
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Cakester
They call me Bum Tickler

Joined: 22 Jul 2009
Posts: 422
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Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:52 am |
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POOPERSCOOPER wrote: | I bet cakester did none of that. I really wished I played an MMO and did all types of those pranks but I never did. |
You need to be upfront with what the fuck THAT is. What are you referring too?
Are you so insanely locked into your own mind like a turtle hiding in its shell that you have to dismiss legitimate effortless trolls of your fellow man? |
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Mad Max RW
Paparazzi


Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 2257
Location: Balls Deep in the Wasteland
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Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:48 pm |
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