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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:02 am
by Cakester
Stalagmite wrote:Cakester wrote:The distinction I can make here, is that your concerns with my skills have yet to prove you are sitting on any sort of credible foundation to begin with.
Maintaining the integrity of an absurd site like DAC, you have not.
Oh go choke on a dick. Fucktard.
Christ I've seen enough spineless fucks around the webz but you take the cake...ster.
Why so vagina? There is no reason to be vagina. Did pink lemonade girl force you to rid Yaoi against thine will?!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:56 am
by Haris
I put my money on that cakester is Rosh trolling you all.
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:25 am
by Frater Perdurabo
Why won't we just ban him? Where's Smiley when you actually need him.
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:16 am
by Haris
Frater Perdurabo wrote:Why won't we just ban him? Where's Smiley when you actually need him.
I really cant recall dac baning anyone ever.
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:17 am
by Gimp Mask
smiley? surely he's butt buddies with ol bryanbrbster here
the king boss wrote:an effective communicator
YES
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:07 pm
by Blargh
Prater Ferdurabo wrote:need
Please to not be writing such horrifical things.
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:24 pm
by Gimp Mask
Cakester wrote:If you want to act tough at least be able to name a specialization of a psychiatry
your idea of tough is a bit different from mine
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:43 pm
by rad resistance
I'll show you tough.
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:51 am
by Burning Oasis
rad resistance wrote:I'll show you tough.
Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:43 am
by gobbleykins
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:30 am
by Username
I would move to america if I got unlimited jerky from the government. Fuck free healthcare.
We have very little beef jerky in sweden and its more expensive than gold.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:46 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
This is calling for some home made jerky then.
Remember:
Cut against the grain to get tender jerky.
Cut with the grain to get more chewy and fibrous jerky.
Who knows, maybe you can make millions by filling the dry Swedish jerky niche?
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:06 am
by Yonmanc
Alister McFap II Esq. wrote: Who knows, maybe you can make babies by filling up womens genitals with seed?
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:08 am
by Retlaw83
Yonmanc wrote:Alister McFap II Esq. wrote: Who knows, maybe you can make babies by filling up womens genitals with seed?
McFap might, but Username can't.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:09 am
by Username
I never understood what they mean with cut the meat with the grain/fibres/against.
Like the layers that a muscle consists of or?
But yeah there's money in the jerky business. Though I gotta get people hooked on it first. Bloody vegitarians and others would probably complain about how horrid it is to "snack" on pieces of meat.
At the same time jerky is like the most awesome protein food out there, no fat and pure goodies. Could market it to gymfreaks who are sick of the booby-creating-mixes.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:13 am
by Gimp Mask
Username wrote:I never understood what they mean with cut the meat with the grain/fibres/against.
try cutting it some time, you'll figure it out
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:36 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
I'm actually drying a batch of jerky right now.
Marinated it over night in a blend of honey hickory BBQ sauce, smokey chipotle tobasco, regular tobasco, worchestershire sauce, soy sauce, sugar, garlic and onion powder.
Then I just put some pepper on it and put it in the oven at 50 centigrade.
It's hanging off the rack, with a tray underneath to catch the juices and/or meat that decided to slide off.
I've cut against the grain, in oder to achieve tenderness.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:51 am
by Frater Perdurabo
Ship some to DaC when it's done and don't forget to mess with the sasquatch.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:53 am
by Alister McFap II Esq.
lol I spelled FIBRES wrong, but then again I'm drunk and high on opium and the smell of teen spirit.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:49 pm
by Megatron
Username wrote:I never understood what they mean with cut the meat with the grain/fibres/against.
meat is a lot like wood in that they are both dick metaphors
