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Cakester
They call me Bum Tickler


Joined: 22 Jul 2009
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Stalagmite wrote:
Cakester wrote:
The distinction I can make here, is that your concerns with my skills have yet to prove you are sitting on any sort of credible foundation to begin with.


Maintaining the integrity of an absurd site like DAC, you have not.

Oh go choke on a dick. Fucktard.
Christ I've seen enough spineless fucks around the webz but you take the cake...ster.


Why so vagina? There is no reason to be vagina. Did pink lemonade girl force you to rid Yaoi against thine will?!!!!!!!
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Haris
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I put my money on that cakester is Rosh trolling you all. icon_chew
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Frater Perdurabo
Paragon
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why won't we just ban him? Where's Smiley when you actually need him.
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Haris
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Frater Perdurabo wrote:
Why won't we just ban him? Where's Smiley when you actually need him.


I really cant recall dac baning anyone ever.
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Gimp Mask
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

smiley? surely he's butt buddies with ol bryanbrbster here

the king boss wrote:
an effective communicator

icon_chew
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Blargh
Überkommando
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Prater Ferdurabo wrote:
need


Please to not be writing such horrifical things. icon_drunk
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Gimp Mask
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cakester wrote:
If you want to act tough at least be able to name a specialization of a psychiatry

your idea of tough is a bit different from mine icon_chew
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rad resistance
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll show you tough.
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Burning Oasis
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

rad resistance wrote:
I'll show you tough.

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gobbleykins
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Burning Oasis wrote:
rad resistance wrote:
I'll show you tough.


THATS TOUGHFFFFFFFFSSSSSSHPLLLLPHHHH
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Elite Wanderer
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Joined: 12 Jun 2010
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would move to america if I got unlimited jerky from the government. Fuck free healthcare.

We have very little beef jerky in sweden and its more expensive than gold.
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Alister McFap II Esq.
Jerry Falwell
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Joined: 12 Nov 2010
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is calling for some home made jerky then.

Remember:

Cut against the grain to get tender jerky.

Cut with the grain to get more chewy and fibrous jerky.



Who knows, maybe you can make millions by filling the dry Swedish jerky niche?
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Yonmanc
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:
Who knows, maybe you can make babies by filling up womens genitals with seed?
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Retlaw83
Goatse Messiah
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yonmanc wrote:
Alister McFap II Esq. wrote:
Who knows, maybe you can make babies by filling up womens genitals with seed?


McFap might, but Username can't.
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Elite Wanderer
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I never understood what they mean with cut the meat with the grain/fibres/against.


Like the layers that a muscle consists of or?
But yeah there's money in the jerky business. Though I gotta get people hooked on it first. Bloody vegitarians and others would probably complain about how horrid it is to "snack" on pieces of meat.

At the same time jerky is like the most awesome protein food out there, no fat and pure goodies. Could market it to gymfreaks who are sick of the booby-creating-mixes.
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Gimp Mask
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Username wrote:
I never understood what they mean with cut the meat with the grain/fibres/against.

try cutting it some time, you'll figure it out cool
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Alister McFap II Esq.
Jerry Falwell
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm actually drying a batch of jerky right now.
Marinated it over night in a blend of honey hickory BBQ sauce, smokey chipotle tobasco, regular tobasco, worchestershire sauce, soy sauce, sugar, garlic and onion powder.
Then I just put some pepper on it and put it in the oven at 50 centigrade.
It's hanging off the rack, with a tray underneath to catch the juices and/or meat that decided to slide off.
I've cut against the grain, in oder to achieve tenderness.

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Frater Perdurabo
Paragon
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ship some to DaC when it's done and don't forget to mess with the sasquatch.
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Alister McFap II Esq.
Jerry Falwell
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

lol I spelled FIBRES wrong, but then again I'm drunk and high on opium and the smell of teen spirit.
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Megatron
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Username wrote:
I never understood what they mean with cut the meat with the grain/fibres/against.


meat is a lot like wood in that they are both dick metaphors
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