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I think it's pretty much hopeless. It'll never be 1996 and Civ 2 again.
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Actually played Civ 5 on and off for a bit. It's pretty much a kids game, might give you some vague impressions about history and whatnot.
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I played it for two weeks after release, but hvae given up since long. Its not a very good game rilly.

So now im focusing on getting a hang of dwarf fortress.
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I think I'll get around to trying this one actually.

While I found 'II' quite addictive at times I often felt bogged down with mundane shit, so haven't really got much into III + IV, due to other stuff I found quite exhilarating enough in their respective timeframes.

Exploring to come!
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Mismatch wrote:I played it for two weeks after release, but hvae given up since long. Its not a very good game rilly.

So now im focusing on getting a hang of dwarf fortress.
Dwarf Fortress is awesome. Tell stories of your endeavors, those are always fun.
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Im too new at it to have had any endeavours, but i will tell as soon as i have.
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This one time all my dwarves turned gay and I had to drown them all. :sadblinky:
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Id have thought that gay dwarves would be a regression back to the old school ruff 'n tuff homosexuality kash (or was it?) missed... now youll have to answer to him.
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I tried to be open minded, but they would craft nothing but cock-rings and dildos and refused to fight. It's possible my fortress had been possessed by a Homo Demon.
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Id take cock rings and dildos over unicorns any day.
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Mismatch wrote:Id take cock rings and dildos over unicorns any day.
What the hell is dwarf fortress? It sounds great.
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It's fucking amazing, if you can stand playing something that looks like something Marty McFly might play. :back in time:
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Stalagmite wrote:something that looks like something
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I had one where I my dwarves were being plagued by a pack of unicorns that would slaughter almost every individual immigrant that ran screaming to the front gate.

The same game I found out my fort was over a vein of aluminum, and deeper down I found platinum.

Needless to say I accidentally broke into hell and lost everything.
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An illustration of why Dwarf Fortress is excessively bueno. Ducky artwork, also. :drunk:
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Can't we scramble some pennies and make a decent engine and some good graphics for that old stroke of genius and just get so rich so that we can make Bobby Kotick our bitch?
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St. Toxic wrote:
Stalagmite wrote:something that looks like something
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civ 5 is my favorite civ except for the fact i can't pirate DLC because it actually checks if you own it or not

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TheNewEdition wrote:civ 5 is my favorite civ except for the fact i can't pirate DLC because it actually checks if you own it or not

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How are you not smart enough to sidestep that?
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